In a flashback At Stolas' home, he is having a conversation with Sex Demon Overlord Valentino
Stolas: Making his way out of the Escrime room Why you bother would asking for such behaviour is beyond me... Bursts open the door but the very idea that I would even cooperate to begin with - UTTERLY LUDACRIS
Valentino: Aww C'mon Princey, after everything we've been through together?
Stolas: It is exactly for that for that reason why I refuse to take part in your antics!
Valentino: What, you think this is some kind of game?
Stolas: To you, everything is a game, Valentino. We both know there's more to this little request than you're willing to share, and I want NOTHING to do with it.
Valentino: Sighs Damn, you turned into such a frigid bitch over the last few decades. What happened to the Stolas I used to know and love, huh?
Stolas: He grew up, that's what. Something You have yet to achieve
Valentino: HA! You can't tell me ya don't miss the ol' days, compared to all this froofy shi-
Stolas: Slaps Valentino's hand I'll have you know I'm a thousand times happier with where I am today than I ever was with someone like you
Valentino: Tch. Right. You got a one big happy family now, dont'cha? Booooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiing~
Stolas: If you have nothing of value left to say, not like you ever did in the first place... Then I suggest you see your way out. I have more important business to attend to
Valentino: Hmph, I've seen you and the misses together, ya know, That whole "Thousand times happier" routine? I can see right through that load O'Bullshit
Stolas: Tsk! As if you know anything about true happiness, don't be bitter just because I'm in a perfectly respectable relationship. Honestly how gauche
Valentino: Walks closer towards Stolas' ear ~ Oh! Is that why you keep SIMPing lately? ~
Stolas shoves Valentino aside as Valentino laughs
Valentino: Ah I mean a don't blame ya for wantin' to spice things up a bit but with That little termite? way to scrape the bottom of the barrel sweet beak, there's plenty of other demons in the sea that could take the edge off, ya know
Stolas: What, like you? HA! As if a lowly, flea-bitten rat could ever satisfy m--
Valentino aggressively grabs Stolas by the arm and forces him behind the curtains
Valentino: This "Rat" was the fuckin' best thing you ever had, AND THEN SOME. Whether you wanna admit that or not ain't no skin off my dick, but you don't gotta be lyin' to my face about it, your HIGHNESS
Stolas: Get over yourself Valentino. Or do I really need to spell it out for your plebeian mind t3o understand? I would rather die... Before ever associating myself with you again
Valentino: Mmmm~ you know I always loved it when you played hard to get, baby ~
Stolas: That's not what I'm--
Valentino: Shhhhhh ~ You'll ruin the sexual tension
Just before Valentino could do something sexual towards Stolas, The Butler ends up calling for Stolas
The Butler: Prince Stolas? Is anyone there?
Valentino: Ugh! What's a guy gotta do to get a dirty 4:30 around here?
Stolas shoves Valentino away from him as he walks out of the curtains to meet up with the butler
The Butler: Oh! S-Sire! I thought I heard Something...
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The Princess and The Imp
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