ask CREEPYPASTA

Dare

ME: HEY PEOPLES!! Sorry it took me FOREVER to update but, here I am!!! I FINALLY got my life in check and now I can update more often and all that goodness (and hopefully at more reasonable times)

JEFF: No!! Dame I had REALLY hoped we had gotten rid of you!

ME: HAHA! Yeah, you wish. Have you seen the others or has shit hit the fan and now everyone's dead

TOBY: *le gasp* Whoa! YO PIPES YOUR BACK!! I NEED TO GO TELL MASKY!!!

ME: *puts hand on mouth* SSHHH!! *looks around* some stuff happened and if anyone asks my name is ,Efirnyy Ethereal, got it?

TOBY: *nods*

ME: Good. ANYWAY!! I Was lazy and saw the first comment, so I'm gonna answer that as the ice breaker after so long without an update, but please don't ask all your questions so they'll be on top. I'll get around to all of 'em. HEY BENJY-MAN I'M BACK!! READ THIS QUESTION WILL YA?!

BEN: *teleports into room*  Dame I thought you were gone.

JEFF: That's what I said!

ME: Are you gonna read or not?!

BEN: Fine, uh Wolf_Native_Girl asks "What's all of your opinion on yaoi and my name[?]" added that question mark, just for you.

ME: I'll get the other guys here in a sec don't worry but to answer the question. Your reading this story...thing, so I'm pretty sure you know my answer. Though I'm going to assume that you mean ACTUAL yaoi (which for all ya'll at home who don't know is hard-core gay shtuff, like sex n' stuff, not just gay fanfics you can find anywhere) it makes me cringe sometimes but I love it all the same.(Heck I shipped most of the people in this Q 'n A like come on) but I like your name... why does it sound familiar though...

JEFF: I really don't care for or about it. As long as I'm not apart of it I personally don't give a shit. As for your name... ehhh? I guess it's cool?

BEN: Same... I suppose, but hey you people can have your... weird interests, and I'll continue my awesome hobby of killing people. Though if Pi-*my hand covers his mouth*

ME: NO! It's Efirnyy not Pipes, E-f-i-r-n-y-y!! Eww did you just bite my hand?! THE HULK?!

TOBY: I don't really care about it, but I THINK YOUR NAME IS COOL!! WOLVES ARE AWESOME!! and if your a native wolf then that's even cooler!

ME: *Wiping hand on shirt* Oh, uh right I need to go ask the others, too. EHH?! CLOWN TOWN! QUESTIONABLE CANNIBAL! I'M BACK!! GET DOWN HERE!!

L.J.: What's with all the noise I just fell asleep?!

ME: *Shoves laptop in face*  Answer the question sir.

L.J.: Um... Yaoi, you do understand that we are all psychotic killers who slaughter people without any remorse... right? I feel like that answers both questions.

E.J.: I am blind so I can't read or participate in any "yaoi" of any kind. I like your name I suppose, can't eat you if you are indeed a "Wolf" but that hardly matters, just means you won't be killed by me.

ME: I'm half sure that the tree man or his masked friends are even here at the moment, since Masked-Man  and The Hood are together (I ship harder than the Titanic, {I'm sorry}) you can  probably guess there answers.

JEFF: Thank Gog that was so short.

BEN: But PI-I mean Efirnyy... what did you d-

ME: LA-LA-LA!!! NOpe NO one CAn HEar yoU!! nothing happened!! Just some- ehhh? 

E.J.: Wait? Pipes changed her name to Efirnyy? Why? (that kind of thing that can only be said in writing)

BEN: You don't think I've tried to ask?! I've been spaming "Why'd you change your name?" this entire time?

ME: Welp!! It seems I've got to go tell these idiots the meaning of privacy. I'll talk to you peoples latter! SEE YA!