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and so, the two left to go see the school prophet.

Arlo led John to a classroom that had glow in the dark star stickers embellishing the door.

"Woah... is this person a real prophet?"

"Yeah. She's the real deal."

John was about to reach for the doorknob when he stopped abruptly.

"Aren't we trying to find my past? Why are we asking a prophet? Don't they see the future?"

Arlo gasped, "don't question the prophet. The prophet knows all."

John shrugged and then opened the door.

The classroom had a long table, like the ones you eat thanksgiving dinner on. There was also multiple empty chairs. Except one chair, that had a student sitting on it. The student had a black hat and red flowers on it. On the table there was also a bottle of olive oil. Strange.

John was about to ask who the student was when he was suddenly pushed onto the floor.

"YOWCH!" John cried. Arlo shushed him. "Shhhhh. You must bow to the prophet."

Arlo bowed on the floor. "Oh sacred olive oil prophet... we seek answers from you..."

The woman behind the olive oil on the table smiled. "Okay then! What do you need?"

Arlo immediately stood back up and dragged John to an empty chair. "This guy wants the answers to his past."

"Oh. Ohhhhh. That's a lot of plot tho. Like 100 chapters of uno plot.. u sure?"

John shrugged, "cant u like idk.. summarize it?"

"Uhh..." unOrdinaryOlive0il scratched her head. "Ok then..."

"So once upon a time, like in a folk tale, you, John, was a little boy with no ability. Because in this world ppl are born with abilities and powers and stuff. You were picked on in school and stuff. But then one day some girl came up to you and was like "lol I'll help u with ur no ability situation" and so u, the girl, and some other boy helped u get an ability. When u did you got too powerful and started destroying things."

John gasped, "that makes so much sense!"

"Dude that was the tip of the iceberg..."

"Oh."

"Well I'm too stupid to comprehend any more of this."

Arlo sighed, "maybe we should just hold off of answers for awhile... you just got back from the hospital so you deserve a break."

I nodded, "yup go do that."

And so John went to the dorms with his hubby Arlo.

they hung out.

and Arlo COOKED STEAK.

"wowie wow Arlo! this steak is fantastic! It's almost like the cow is alive!"

Arlo raised his eyebrows, "what does that even mean???"

"IDK :D"

Arlo sighed. Whatever. It wasn't like he actually cared abt this man named John. After all, he hated him! It was literally in the first chapter of this story!

Arlo was still stuck on this idea tho.... if John and Arlo both hated each other.... Why did John save him?

oh wait John's also stupid.

tahts orobablt why. Lol

and this is where the actual fragment story ended before hiatus.

so uh.

uhhhh.

they made out.

mwah mwah mwah.

"Oh man Arlo I love you soooo much!"

"Me too. John, I love you as well."

mwah mwah mwah

the end.

now onto eyes down and awayyyyyy 🥺🥺