Mom Pick Me Up I'm Scared

Chapter 2

(Edited)
North's pov

"....Yalls Tims are getting cold...they better pay me when they find me or so Loki help me" she sigh as a cat on a leash is beside her, she looks around "hm...uh- that must be the nemesis- a lot bigger than the 3d model"  she walked forward with her back pack with food and drinks picking up Loki her cat as she is beamed up "Beam me up Scottie!" she said just for fun 

Main Pov

"Did you get my Boston cream?" Mikey had to yell down to her "can you pick her up please" she turned to the robot that still hadn't told her his name  "Yes and the drinks as well as chips in my bag and also cat food" she commented with a teen cat on her shoulder

The robot bent down, opening his hand for North to jump on "you walk your cat? That's weird, that's like me walking Megatron, just looks strange" she just looked at Mikey with a just 'wtf' look ''Ye?! What kind of kinks you got women?!" she looked to the North smugly "a lot of 'em" she winked before digging into her doughnut "what's a kink?" The robot looked down at the two "I'll be glad to teach you" Mikey winked at him and went back to her coffee. 

Endora just sat on Knockouts hand in the corner watching the chaos tired as shit "I just want to nap man" 

"Sleep is for the weak Endora, coffee is where it's at" Mikey yelled over to her "can you take me away from her before I lose my sanity please." Endora turned to Knockout "You know you lovvvvvve me" Breakdown and moved North over to Endora so she could have her Hot chocolate. 

"So where are we goin'? To a galaxy far far away?" Mikey now finished with her food stuffed the garbage into a space in Breakdowns hand. "Take them to-" again Mikey cut off Megatron "the kitchen? Awesome, wait can I even eat robot food, do you even eat food or is it just nuts and bolts?" Endora just sighs "no Mikey, they eat energon, it's their life blood"

"So can I eat it? I volunteer as tribute to try and see if it kills humans" 

"No you can't Mikey, it's been tested on a human before, it doesn't end well" 

"Awh man I wanted to be patent zero for once, maybe I'd start the zombie apocalypse" 

"Hm if you need a second test subject i'm open i'm done with life anyways" North told the bots "mood" Mikey agreed "can you guys stop trying to kill yourselves for five minutes "

"Le gasp, did you just assume our gender" Endora let out a disappointed dad sigh turning to Knockout "can we go. please. I need to leave." 

"So how's the whole raging war going for ya" somehow Mikey ended up on Megatron's desk just sitting there looking up at him. 

"No, let me die Bitch or at least let me see Shockwave i don't know-"

"Y'all are thirsty for robot dick, at least try not to be so forward about it" 

"you didn't need to call us out like that-"

"#attacked"

"I know I'm a whore but you didn't need to say it"  Endora let out a huff flopping down crossing her arms "so what, it's not like they know what the word is, well that one might" Mikey pointed to Knockout. "I mean maybe, but still, it didn't need to be said out loud" 

"Nothing to be ashamed of, I'm a whore for a bunch of superheros" Mikey rolled her eyes. 

"Opitmus, Ratchet shut the fuck up"

 "It's bad enough I have an autobot tattoo, keep talking and they are gonna kill me first!"

"But I wanna go first!" Mikey turned to face them leaving Megatron to stare at the now exposed tattoo on her neck. "Who said I was gonna let em?" takes the stop sign out of her bag that she somehow fit in there "north, honey, my best friend, I love you but you won't be able to stop them from killing me" "Doesn't stop me from trying I mean I did body slam a dude once"

"Have you met her when she's been woken from a nap?" Mikey sat at the edge of the desk kicking her feet a little contemplating on dropping down the 10ft drop now that there was no one there to save her "Yo K.O got anywhere I can take a nap, I am to tired for this shit" Endora turned to the large mech holding her.

Mikey cleared her throat, she waited forever for this moment "Ah language" she pointed a finger at Endora. "oh shut up capsicle" 

"At least I taste good, unlike that 100 year old raisin" 

 "that's a stretch isn't it"

"Rude"

Knockout just lifted Endora up to his shoulder letting her lay there "Thanks K.O" Endora just pats his shoulder a bit "yeah yeah.." 

"so, this place got a coffee machine?" Mikey turned to the boss "I thought humans needed sleep" he rested his head on his hand, his elbow propped up on the desk amused at the tiny human "not this one" 

"Yeah well this one does" Endora pointed at herself curling up against Knockouts neck a bit "so about that kitchen" Megatron waved them all out, Breakdown picked up Mikey and roughly placed her on his shoulder "I know I like it rough but calm down a little" she complained. 

They dropped Mikey off at the kitchen, unsupervised which was a bad idea and took the other two to a different room.