Dis papyrus: HELLO HUMANS AND MONSTERS!. WELCOME TO MY STORY. NOW BEFORE WE BEGIN I MUST TELL YOU HOW THIS STORY WORKS SO YOU'RE NOT CONFUSED!
Dis papyrus: IF YOU SEE A : THEN THAT'S SOMEONE TALKING
Dis papyrus: [IF YOU SEE THESE TWO THINGS BETWEEN SOMEONE'S WORDS THEN THAT PERSON IS THINKING NOT SAYING A WORD OUTLOUD]
dis papyrus: NOW THAT IS DONE. SO LET US BEGIN OUR GREAT STORY STARRING ME AND MY LAZY BROTHER. SEE YOU AT THE END OF THIS PART EVERYONE!
sans pov
It's been happening for. . . I don't know how long anymore. Technically years but how many? Probably hundreds. No higher then that. thousands yeah seems more like it. But I'm tired of it. Seeing my friends die over and over my brother dying myself dying. I'm tired of it. And i have a plan I'll stop papyrus from seeing the human. Tell him that undyne needs him for a bit. Something like talking about the guard. Then after papyrus goes to undyne I'll fight the human in snowdin. But first i need to continue the loop until then. So let's get up
Sans got up from his bed having this idea for awhile and this reset he was going to do it
Sans: [ok let's do this. But first 3 2-]
Papyrus bursts in the room with absolute grace
Me: hold on that last part wasn't there
Papyrus: UH OH
Me: seriously papyrus?
Papyrus runs away
Me: (sighs) TAKE 2!
Papyrus bursts through the door
Papyrus: BROTHER IT IS TIME FOR US TO PATROL FOR HUMANS. GET READY OR I WILL DRESS YOU MYSELF
sans: ok bro I'll be out in a bit
Papyrus leaves the room
Sans: [ok that's normal like always. Well time to get dressed]
Sans put on his jacket and his slippers then walked out of his room
Papyrus: I THOUGHTS I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO DRESS YOU. BUT ENOUGH OF THAT LET'S GO SANS!
now the brothers go through snowdin but first papyrus has one little issue
Papyrus: OH NO
Sans: what's the problem bro?
Papyrus: I THINK MY SCARF GOT CAUGHT IN THE DOOR WHEN WE LEFT
sans: so you're trying to catch scarves now?
Papyrus: SANS REALLY NOW?
sans: oh come on paps that one wasn't the worst
Papyrus: MAYBE NOT BUT STILL PUT SOME MORE "BACKBONE" INTO YOUR PUNS. NYEHHEHHEHHEH
sans: I'll try bro but go get your scarf and I'll keep going ahead
Papyrus: THANK YOU SANS
papyrus then runs back to the house but he trips on a rock
Me: ok who put that rock there
Rock parent: HEY THAT'S MY KID YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
me: FUCK YOUR ROCK KID-
TAKE 3
Papyrus runs to their house to get his scarf
Sans: [ok time to do the usual]
Time skip because the usual you should already know it's mostly the same except one part
Papyrus: YOU KNOW I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM SANS
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictiondisbelief travels the multiverse that's all there is to it nothing belongs to me absolutely nothing not the images not the cover not the au not undertale not the music i might put in here hope you enjoy this even though I'm not a good writer or type...