Caring for Lilith

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Sigmund, Kyle, FireFlare, and Lilith are in the library that's in Sigmund's mansion watching Lilith's every move and figuring out what to do with her.
Sigmund: "Ok, Lilith is sick, Lilith is a harpy chicken, LILITH has the chicken pox, we don't know if it's cured the same way as wizards, Lilith and FireFlare are from a different dimension where there kind of chicken pox is different."
Sigmund paces back and forth mumbling to himself trying to figure out what to do.
Lilith: "It's ok Siggy, I will be fine."
FireFlare: "Is he always like this?"
Kyle: "Meh this is nothing wait til you see when she's falling to her death because she fell off of her broomstick."
FireFlare: "Excuse me, what?"
Kyle: "I said nothing."
FireFlare looks at Kyle very concerned about what she just heard then looks at Sigmund who is now banging his head on the wall as Lilith comforts him with her wing.
Lilith: "Welp, I'm gonna go change."
Sigmund: "Why?"
Lilith: "Well, just in case."
Everyone stares at each other confused as Lilith goes into her room to change.

*meanwhile*
FireFlare: "So how exactly does chicken pox work for you guys and what is the cure for it?"
Kyle: "Well, you just feel sick like any normal human intel you turn into an actual chicken and the only way to cure it is by laying an egg."
FireFlare starts to turn red as she looks over to Sigmund while she thinks of what Lilith has to do in order to lay an egg.
FireFlare: 0///0 "So... Sigmund and Lilith have to.....you know.....the dirty?"
Sigmund blushes intensely while Kyle looks at FireFlare shocked.
Kyle: "OH GOODNESS NO! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!"
FireFlare: "Well, I don't know maybe the fact that you said that Lilith has to lay an egg!"
Kyle: "Well we don't exactly know if she has to yet."
FireFlare: "Wait didn't you have the chicken pox before?"
Kyle: "Ugh don't even remind me."
FireFlare: "So, doesn't that mean you had to do the nasty with someone?"
Sigmund starts laughing his head off over what he just heard.
Kyle: "THE FUCK?!?!?!"

*later*
While FireFlare and Kyle were arguing, Lilith came back into the library wearing a long flowy dress.
Lilith: "I'm back!"
FireFlare: "Looking good."
Kyle: "Why are you wearing a dress?"
Lilith: *blushes* "Well... I just thought if the cure is the same with me..."
Before Lilith could finish Fanboy and Chum Chum came rushing into the room causing Lilith's dress to fly up, showing her *cough*.
Kyle: "OH GOODNESS!"
FireFlare: "Oh boy..."
Sigmund: O////O...
Lilith pulls her dress down and looks at Fanboy and Chum Chum angrily.
Lilith: "FAMBOY, CHUM CHUM, WHAT THE HECK?!"
Fanboy: "Sorry, we heard you were sick so we decided to help."
Chum Chum: "Yeah like we did with Kyle when he got the chicken pox."
Kyle grunts angrily while his face turns red with anger and embarrassment as FireFlare giggles.
Kyle: "Again! No one remind me of that day please!"
FireFlare: "Um, guys I think Sigmund died...."
Everyone looks at Sigmund to see him passed out on the floor with his face all red as a tomato and his nose full of blood.
Lilith: *face palms* "Not again."
FireFlare: "Again?"
Kyle: "This happens normally."
Fanboy: "Yeah usually when Lilith is wearing something cute."
Chum Chum: "Or when something like that happens."
FireFlare: "Oh I guess that makes sense."
Lilith goes to Sigmund, trying to wake him up but he doesn't get up at all.
Lilith: "Kyle, get the cookies I baked last week."
FireFlare: "Cookies? What are cookies gonna do?"
Chum Chum: "Sigmund loves Lilith's cookies, so we use them when he passes out."
Fanboy: "Also, we already tried using the smelling salts and they didn't work."
Kyle gets the cookies and gives Lilith one. She puts it close to Sigmund's nose and he started to wake up.
Sigmund: "Cookies?"
Lilith: "Here you go Siggy."
Lilith hands Sigmund a cookie and Sigmund eats the cookie like a little puppy.
Lilith: "Ok, let's just try to stay calm and get this all sorted out. Alright?"
Everyone: "Agreed."

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