xavier was so upset. he couldn't believe he couldn't find his danny devito cutout. it was his prized possession. all of a sudden there was a knock on the door. who could that possibly be? "OMG THE REAL DANNY DEVITO" xavy yelled. it was really him. jk it was danny vink in a danny devito costume. danny devito vink took off his mask, revealing the blond bombshell that he was. "are you lost bbg?" xav the babe said. "i finally found you, the love of my life :p" said danny devito vink. xavier was shocked, he had never been in love before but this double whammy danny was surprising him. his heart grew three sizes and so did his massive dong. danny devito vink kissed xavy very passionately before walking to the couch. xavier followed, mesmerized by daniel. SURPRISE danny took off the danny mask to reveal danny trejo, mr machete man, danny-ception. "omg you have to leave im only in love with danny" xavier cried. "BUT I AM DANNY" mr machete man sobbed back. "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME???" this was too much for xavier. he decided to go on a walk. wow look it's abby, he thought to himself. he kidnapped abby and pushed her down the beal stairs to clear his mind. abby died but it's not about her. xavier cheered, he succeeded in his one true goal in life. but he was all alone, with no danny to celebrate his victory with. boo hoo.
FAST FORWARD ??? DAYS
xavier was very happy. he was eating some banger chicken when there was a knock on the door. holy shit it's the ghost of abby (SHE'S BACK??? plot twist) it's okay though because xavier kidnapped the ghost and threw her down the saunders stairs so now she double haunts that stairway cuz she's double dead. the real danny vink was at her funeral, and was looking for xavier everywhere. daniel peter vink decided he would find xavier and redeem himself and prove that he wasn't danny trejo. xavy was chillin on the couch watching big mouth as one does when there was a crash in the bedroom. omg it's the cops, xavier thought. it wasn't! it was danny the real one vink dressed in a cop costume cuz he's kinky like that. "if ur gonna wear that cop fit ur gonna have to leave. i don't trust cops or dannys anymore :(" xavy said. "well then i my sweet little man, i guess i'm gonna get totally nakey and prove that i am neither a cop nor danny trejo." danny peter vink the real one said.
is it really danny peter vink? is he really a cop? find out soon
to be continued...
