Kizuki The Musical (Heathers The Musical)

Big Fun

Kotoha takes a long sip of the slurpee.

Kotoha: "I don't see what the big deee- AHAHAHAHAAAGH- Son of a bitch!"

Kotoha starts laughing from the 'brain freeze' and Douma laughs too. Daki enterrs the room.

Daki: "Kotoha!"
Kotoha: "I gotta go."
Douma: "So I see."
Daki: "Corn Nuts?"
Kotoha: "yes, Daki."
Daki: "Wave bye-bye to Red Dawn here and let's motor."

Daki and Kotoha leave to the car. Douma also exists, humming.

(scene transition)

Sanemi's house, suburban afluent. Sanemi and Kaigaku getting lactured by their two Dads. Botch men rugged ex-jocks, dressed for a fishing trip.

Kyogo (Sanemi's Dad): "Ok, Sanemi. Have fun tonight, but I expect you to act your age. The neighbors have the phone number for the cabin. If they call to complain, I'm gonna drive back here and knock the sand out of your vagina."
Sanemi: "Dude! What am I, five?"
Kyogo: "I'm your dad, not your dude."
Kaigaku's dad: "That goes double for you, Kaigaku. You're a guest in Kyogo's house and you will treat it with respect."
Kaigaku: "Sure thing. Dude."

Kaigaku smirks and Sanemi cracks up laughing. Kaigaku's dad takes the challenge in stride, smiling, then turns to Kyogo.

Kaigaku's dad: "Hold his arms."

Kyogo grabs Kaigaku's arms. Kaigaki's dad puts his son in a headlock, laughing.

Kaigaku's dad: "Who's a great big sissy?"
Kaigaku: "Hey, come on!"
Kaigaku's dad: "Who's going to prom in a bright pink dress?"
Kaigaku: "This isn't funny!"
Kaigaku's dad: "Who's a sissy?"
Kaigaku: "Ow! Okay, me! I'm a sissy. I'm a big fat sissy."

The dads release Kaigaku

Kaigaku's dad: "Damn right. Enjoy your party, son."
Kyogo: "Punch it in."

The dads punch it in and exist. As Kyogo passes his own son, he feints as if to punch him, then pulls back. PSYCH!

Once the dads are gone...

Kaigaku: "Man, that sucked."
Sanemi: "Who cares? The parents are gone and I got my party slippers on!"

(Scene transition)

They are in Sanemi's backyard. The party guests enter and dance. Mainly preppy kids enter but the stoner also comes (probably because she has weed). The rest are known popular characters but in a different outfit for a cooler look.

(HERE IS THE SONGGGGG)

Sanemi: "Dad says 'Act your age.' You heard the man, it's time to rage!"
All: "Blast the bass, turn out the light! Ain't nobody home tonight!"
Sanemi: "Drink, smoke, it's all cool. Let's get naked in my pool!"
All: "Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight!"

Kaigaku hits on Daki.

Kaigaku: "His folks got a water bed. Come upstairs and rest your head."

Sanemi drapes his arms around Akaza and Enmu.

Sanemi: " Let's rub each other's backs, while watching porn on Cinemax!"

The Kizuki push them away.

All: "AHHHH! THE FOLKS ARE GO-O-ONE! IT'S TIME FOR BIG FUN!"
Girls: "BIG FUN!"
All: "WE'RE UP TILL DAWN, HAVING SOME BIG FUN!"
Girls: "BIG FUN!"
Guys: "WHEN MOM AND DAD FORGET"
All: "TO LOCK THE LIQUOR CABINET,"
Guys: "IT'S BIG FUN!"
Girls: "BIG FUN!"
All: "BIG FUN! WHOO!"

The Kizuki do tequila shots. Enmu teaches Kotoha how to do a shot.

Enmu: "So it's salt, then shot, then lime. Very important to get the order right."