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a/n: just tae being tae ig 

convo between taehyung and yoongi

taehyung
I locked myself out of my room (T_T)
not read
yoongi istg
not read
okay, have it your way. I'll just wait here
not read
I'm so lonely.. :(
not read
ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE
seen

yoongi
sorry, angel.
I was sleeping

taehyung
I've been locked out of my room for three fucking days.

yoongi
stop being dramatic, it's literally been 30 minutes.

taehyung
so? IM SLOWLY DYING ಥ_ಥ

...
(HEADS UP: it'll be random texts in this so..)

convo between taehyung and jungkook

taehyung
DUDE, GO ON TV
ITS URGENT I SWEAR

jungkook
fine.
WAIT OMFG ITS DANCING HAMSTERS

taehyung
IKR!!!

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convo between taehyung and yoongi

taehyung
I'm 🎺

yoongi
..what?
you're 'trumpet'? wtf is that supposed to mean
I thought you played saxophone?

taehyung
no, hyung! You don't understand the meaning!
that's a horn.
So I'm...

yoongi
in a school band
delivered

taehyung
fuck you, min yoongi  ಠ_ಠ

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convo between taehyung and yoongi
 


yoongi
can you make me some coffee?
.

.why'd you glare at me?


taehyung
yoongi, you're literally standing in the kitchen.

yoongi
okay yeah, but I'm lazy.

taehyung
i literally can't stand you..
you couldn't even bother asking me out loud.
IN THE AIR

yoongi
i'm lazy

taehyung
and I'm getting up from the couch to make your stupid coffee.

yoongi
this is why I love you
delivered

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