roasting my ocs

ive wanted to do this forever -rp me

Kito :

Although his truama isn't the only thing that's big his ego is the only thing keeping him fit. His molecules are nothing but horny lag and his truama in detail is longer than the Bible and more or less more boring, mixed up at birth but he can't mix up his style.

The bitch talks about how he could rule the world but the minute Jeff slams the door on him he becomes the bitch he is, hes a close minded coward with his deranged obsession. He gets a cold and then turns into a horny version of Flippy from happy tree friends. His life is just a Mary sue fanfiction with a bit of gay spice but in all reality Jeff deserves someone who won't treat him like yoonbum from killing stalking.

He charms the ones he kills but he can't get any bitches, he had four but lost three due to his deranged fantasies and he makes millions but is too much of a simp to be someones pimp ass sugar daddy :D - rp me