Pico:
after your mother was shot, you were put in foster care, Pico took pity on you and adopted you.
GF:
GF found a kid on a walk onetime and she always wanted a kid so she kept you as her own
BF:
BF won a rap battle with a random guy after seeing him attempt to abuse a kid, he didn't have anything better to do so he decided to adopt you
DD:
one of his fans who would do anything for him gave him her kid, he was going to get rid of you but he took a liking to you
MM:
you sneak backstage at one of her concerts, instead of getting rid of you she just kept you around
Lemon Demon:
you're the child of one of his victims, he didn't want to hurt a child so now you live in an old shed with him
Captain:
you were found in a dumpster, something Captain will never let you forget.
Steve:
the child of the enemy, he didn't want you to die
Nene:
after another attempt on her own life, he landed in the alley next to a baby in a basket, she took you in
Darnell:
he burned a house to the ground because he was bored, he didn't know the victim had a kid but he kept you because he didn't want you to get hurt
Casandra:
you're sent down to earth on a random ship from your home planet, Cas was the first to find you so you're her kid now
Cyril:
an orphan constantly bullied for their missing eye, one day you get left out of the orphanage and meet Cyril on the street, he gives you his eyepatch as a gift and later adopts you
Hanzou:
as a baby, a ninja broke into your house and killed your abusive father, they kept the kid because the kid did nothing wrong
Alucard:
Alucard's father kidnapped another kid to experiment on, Alucard finds out and takes you from him, he's been missing for a while but you couldn't care less
Otis:
Otis was bored, so he just got a kid he found outside, he had nothing better to do
Damien:
it's basically the same thing as Casandra, except instead of keeping you, she gave you to her cousin
Hank:
he through a bunch of people in a blender, he didn't know one of them had a kid so as soon as he saw you he stopped it and got you out while you were covered in blood with minor injuries
Sanford:
while going on a killing spree, he grabbed a kid with his hook, he didn't want to kill a random kid so he strapped you to his torso and went along with his day
Deimos:
found a room with a crib while separated from Sanford, in the crib was a baby, he hid the kid in his jacked behind his belt and offered them a cigarette
Tricky:
you die, Tricky brings you back to life as a zombie and kept you
Lila:
she decided to foster another kid along with Skid, that kid was you
Salad Fingers:
you lived with your brother in an empty wasteland, one day your brother doesn't return from a trip searching for food, but a strange green man does and he carries you to his house in the middle of nowhere.
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Newgrounds Parent Scenarios
Randomwhat if Newgrounds characters were your parents I miss being able to write stuff like this I'm not doing any of the kids but I might do some sibling chapters with them Madness Combat Pico's School Spooky Month FNF Tankmen Salad Fingers nothing graph...
