Little Mermaid Dressed As a Scientist

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Facts have proved that crying can't solve any problem except to cry out pearls.

So after crying, Shen Anan carefully organized the first undersea high-level meeting since she wore a book.

The guests included her, the old turtle and the oarfish.

The topic of discussion at the meeting was also very simple and rude, that is, how to let Shen Anan go to the island to eat and drink for a while without exposing the identity of the little beauty.

The old turtle took the lead in expressing his opinion: "If you want to go to the island to eat and drink without revealing your identity, the best way is to completely dispel this idea and don't go to the island to eat and drink."

Shen An'an: "..."

What you say is so reasonable that I am speechless!

"...Forget it, let's talk about it!" Shen Anan turned her eyes to the oarfish aside.

The irritable boy said without thinking: "Just drag those scientists into the sea and kill them. That way you won't be able to reveal your identity even if you want to, and not only their food will be yours, but even theirs will be yours. your food."

Shen Anan was extremely tired: "...Can you two be a little more serious, I'm talking about business here!"

The old sea turtle and the oarfish looked at each other, it's just such a **** theme, what a business!

But the two of them were used to petting and coaxing this big baby, so in the end they still seriously began to give Shen Anan an idea.

The old turtle: "How about you don't go to the island yourself, and let the oarfish go up to pack it for you and bring it back?"

Shen An'an looked at the oarfish: "What if he's going to be exposed?"

The old turtle said quietly: "If he is exposed, then there will be an extra dish on the human barbecue grill - charcoal grilled oarfish."

Shen Anan, who was already mad with greed, swallowed subconsciously.

The oarfish: "Hey!"

Shen Anan smiled shyly: "Just kidding, charcoal-grilled oarfish is definitely not acceptable, it's a life after all. And I've seen the ocean before..."

Shen An'an originally wanted to say that she had seen the ocean documentaries before, but she swallowed the words in a timely manner and changed it to: "No, I heard others say before that oarfish is a bony fish, and its flesh is like gel, which is not delicious. of."

Oarfish: "..."

"Besides, I heard that barbecue must be eaten on the spot. It tastes best when it is just grilled to the point of sizzling oil. If it is stuffed in a bag for a long time, it will lose its soul."

"..."

The oarfish: "Then... how about I go up with you, and then I knock them out first, and then you take the opportunity to steal it?"

This method is not bad, but Shen Anan gave him a distrustful look: "Are you sure you will only knock them out? Humans are very fragile, they are not like those sharks you PK every day..."

The oarfish: "Sorry, you can rest assured that I will do things, I know what I know."

Shen Anan thought about it, but she was still uneasy. It just so happened that there were still a few pearls left on the ground, so she pointed at the pearls on the ground and said to the oarfish: "Well, you can try those pearls first. Feel..."

Before he finished speaking, the oarfish slammed down with a punch.

After a while, Shen Anan looked at the deep pit at the bottom of the cave and the pearl powder in the pit, and asked faintly, "Is this what you call knowing?"