Time goes by but it's me angry-

Idfkvsbsb

TW:seggs lmao
Herb was doing his shit until a bird showed up to his house and was like "hey gay ass plant you have fucking mail. I fucked it bt-" (LAST SENTENCE IS A JOKE-) "stfu you bitch just give me my damn mail or else I'll make you my dinner." Herb said as he opened his mail. "Oh shit its from the old ass king with simps-" (you Vani🤭) he walked to the castle because he gave ZERO fucks. "Hey fucker help my plants or else you're not gay" pure vanilla said. "Oh shit fine I'll help ur shitty plants you can't take care of." Herb said. "Oh yeah and this non binary shark was at my door step" sorbet stared at herb. "What the hell"
(Herb gets kidnapped yeah yeah)
"Oh shit where tf am I"
"Hey herby!"
"Oh shit spark we're not doing "it" again."
"Ew wtf anyways join the cod or die from ur bf" *evil laughs idfk*
"Fine whatever whatever idfc"
"YAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAY now let's do it. Come to my room"
"OH SHIT DE HELP ME GANSGSHGSHS"
(Sparkling was dragging Herb)
"No lol good luck walking"
"SHHSGSVSBBS"
"Hehe imma top"-✨
(Inside the room!?!? Btw just moans not full on smut ya hornies.)
"Ah~ HARRDERR~"-herb(what is my life HELP ME PLZ)
"Hehe ok"-✨
Dark enchantress outside:wtf is happening.
(Yeah yeah that's it this isn't a smut book)
"I CANNNN'T WALKKKK...FUCK YOU SPARKLING"
"Sorry herby"
"Y'all sure are horny."
"SPARKLING NOT ME-"
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That's it lolol 254 words!