If some objects were stranded in a desert

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Pudding Cup: Oreo, I can't believe you did this

Oreo: ITS NOT MY FAULTl!

Trophy: Yes it is

Shieldy: You were the one driving Pudding Cup

Pudding Cup: The road trip to Fuckland was your idea

Shieldy: I didn't think you ran over a rock and get a flat tire

Pudding Cup: That rock came out of nowhere

Party Hat: We told you , "LOOK OUT FOR THAT ROCK" Pudding Cup

Pudding Cup: I listen to no one

Gelatin: What are we gonna do about the flat tire

Trophy: Throw it away

Fly Swat: We could call somebody

Lollipop: Who?

Shieldy: Four?

Oreo: Yeah

Pudding Cup: Call them

*Oreo calls them*

Oreo: I have no signal

Party Hat: What?

Trophy: Let me try my phone

*everyone tries to call Four*

Shieldy: OMG I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE-

Oreo: Well maybe we can do it

Fly Swat: You know how to change a tyre?

Oreo: I think so I've seen a video

Pudding Cup: What do we need to do?

Oreo: First we need a Wrench

Shieldy: Where are we gona find someone named "Wrench"

Lollipop: Yeah theres like no people around here for miles

Oreo: I don't know
The guy in the video said
Wrench is useful

Shieldy: Since when did they use objects as slaves

Party Hat: Oreo, you have no idea what you're talking about

Oreo: All I know is that we can't do it without Wrench

Lollipop: Is that a car?

Trophy: OH MY GOD WERE SAVED

Gelatin: We can hitchhike!
I'll get them to pull over.

*Gelatin flips them off*

Fly Swat: Jello
What the fuck did you just do

Gelatin: Its Gelatin
And I was trying to hitchhike and that driver was so rude

Party Hat: THAT WASN'T HITCHHIKING

Gelatin: Ok then Party Hat what is it?

Pudding Cup: Bitchhiking

Fly Swat: You're supposed to pull out your thumb

Gelatin: If you pull out your thumb, You're telling the driver "you're okay"

Shieldy: So you wanted to flip them off instead

Gelatin: No, I was using my longest finger so they'd see

Lollipop: Do you see this Jelly?

*Lollipop flips Gelatin*

Fly Swat: Great, Now what do we do?

Shieldy: We can't just stay here
We'll die

Lollipop: We should follow the road

Pudding Cup: No
We should walk through the desert
Its faster

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