Marcy walked through her school hallways, ignoring the fact she was surrounded by ugly homophobic transphobic racist sexist morons who still used gay as an insult and claimed they were 'transracial'.
Instead she stopped in front of the vending machine, hoping to get a Sprite or some shit until she realized her school only sold diet sodas.
She spotted a blue Gatorade in it and decided she'd pick that, but once she dug through her pockets, she realized she was a broke bitch and didnt know why she thought she was rich in the first place.
"Fucking shit, balls, fuck, bitch, tits!." She said poetically, if Shakespeare was alive he'd be quaking in his boots right about now and pissing his pants.
She sighed dramatically and ran her hand through her hair, trying to look like one of those TikTok boys who think they're hot shit.
Until suddenly a ray of light from the lesbian God's shone on someone, she turned around slightly blinded by the gayness, for a second she thought Amity Blight entered the school, but it was someone even gayer.
Anne Boonchuy stood in front of her, doing the fboy lip bite and Marcy swooned as heart eyes appeared.
"Need a hand babagirl?" (a/n: I hate myself what is this)
Marcy blushed, and did the Debby Ryan, while twirling her hair in her hand.
"Y-Y-Y-Y-eah, t-t-th-a-anks."
Anne rolled her eyes douchebag like which made Marcy fan herself.
"Whatever, I'll pay for a peasant I guess." She said and put some money in the vending machine, she chose the blue Gatorade and gave it to Marcy.
Marcys hands shook uncontrollably as she reached for it, but before she could grab it anne snatched it back to herself and took a sip out of it.
She burped loudly and Marcy swore it was the greatest and most beautiful thing she had the honor of hearing and seeing.
She gave the juice to her and since Marcy wasnt like other girls, she drinked it and blushed that they indirectly kissed.
Anne smirked and did a JoJo pose, which made Marcy do the same.
They felt like they were Soulmates and when they turned to each other to kiss, A fucking humongous hetero ray of lighting hit them amd they didn't get to.
Then a bus somehow fucking teleported and ran them over, wannabe Regina George Move of them.
The end.
[a/n] im so sorry LMFAOO, instead of taking the time to write a serious chapter in another story I did this shit.
Anyways, idk.
hopefully no one unfollows me for this and I hope you dont suddenly hate my writing bc of this 💀 (Raine emoji)
Anyways should I do for of these? y'all loved it huh
