"Love was dead" Charlie realised emptily,
*flashback*
Earls Barton fright night, a place filled with magical adventures and nefarious monsters, a true thrill seeker would even think twice about entering this place.
Not for walking man however; stoicism,might, power and w rizz. All would be words to describe this man. Women collapse in lust at his mere presence and men seeth in envy and jealousy when he enters the vicinity. However waking man had only one weakness, genii mains, and it was just so ironic for him to be followed around by the best of them all- Charlie Johnson-.
Dressed in his immaculate navy suit and penguin attire Charlie meandered through the dim lit tunnels uppercutting anything in his path. Turned on, xander began to waddle over to Mr Johnson to commit yet another case of his infamous w rizz.
"8ball?" He muttered.
A loud gasp was heard by the female audience listening and a vicious ire in the eyes of men as he said his rizz. Charlie Johnson a man who was crushed on by all but never loved had finally found a soulmate for life.
Time skip 2 years, at the ripe old age of 37 xander had lost his touch with rizz, after running out of mobile data, the Wizz rizz had slowly vanished and what was left was only a fragment of his former self. While Charlie was only on the rise, at 8 years old now Charlie was now renowned as a top 4 member of the gc, followed by recent addition anson, who was close to siddartha patel in 2nd on 65 votes leaving the top place to jack toesland. However a willing compellingness held the relationship together like a pva glue made by the "bunda Lengers" mrs Clark (quotes by Jamie white 6:18).
And yet this night would forever go down as one of the biggest events of human history.
The earls Barton fright night, an event held every year to commemorate the L rizz of fallen soldiers of Wizz war 3, The couple began there Canoe over and stopped at a tranquil oasis near the Red Sea. " I will always choose you." Xander smiled his heart dancing like a butterfly as his hair swayed gracefully in the wind. " over any person, over anything, you.it's always you."
Charlie reached out, his hand brushing walking man's face and slowly caressed his cheek before plodding his index finger into his nose pulling out a bogey before eating it, "that's so hot" xander said before nibbling Charlie's toes. This causes an allergic reaction to occur resulting in charlie doing the yoinky sploinky. While attempting this S class dance move he accidentally hit Harry Potter "the philosopher's stone" out of waking man's hand.
A rookie error was committed thus angering the inner beast xander held into emerging in all its power, a small ominous cloak started to form around him as he slowly strolled forward in a nonchalant way, then he grabbed 2 pencils out of his ass before gouging Charlie's eyes then grabbing his Rambo and cutting Charlie's jugular open, but in this moment charlie could only think and say one word "love was dead."
