Lewis Hamilton and Daniel Ricciardo

2.

After the close call in the motor home, Lewis and Daniel decided to meet up at Lewis's hotel room instead.
It was after a race and they were both feeling particularly horny that night, so it's safe to say that they weren't the quietest that night.

The next morning Lewis went downstairs to breakfast with the Mercedes team. His teammate looked a bit worse for wear that morning and Lewis was walking with a slight limp

GR- 'What the hell were you doing in your room last night Lewis'
LH- 'What do you mean'
GR- 'I could hear screams coming from your room and it kept me up all night
LH- 'Oops, sorry about that George, I'll try and make sure it won't happen again'
GR- 'That would be much appreciated Lewis, or you could just do it in another room'
LH- 'Sure'
GR- 'I'll also mention it to Daniel as well'
LH- 'What?'
GR- 'Oh, I saw him leaving your room, were you watching a horror movie or something'
LH- 'Yeah sure'

To Avocado 🥑: we need to be quieter next time
From Avocado 🥑: Why???
To Avocado 🥑: George heard us going at it last night
To Avocado 🥑: he also saw you leaving my room
From Avocado 🥑: 😳😳😳
From Avocado 🥑: what did he say
To Avocado 🥑: don't worry, he thought we were watching a horror movie 🤣🤣🤣
From Avocado 🥑: 😂🤣😂
From Avocado 🥑: Oh poor sweet innocent georgie
To Avocado 🥑: he won't stay innocent for much longer if we're not careful
From Avocado 🥑: We'll have to be more careful next time then