No man has ever achieved such greatness as Carl Azuz. Carl has touched the lives of many people throughout the multiverse. His puns and jokes and rap songs were one of a kind and no one could ever replace him. That ended until he got replaced by former American football player Coy Wire. Follow Carl on a journey like no other.
Date: May 27, 2022
"We've got some new stuff in the works so please keep up with us on our YouTube channel, this here daily show will resume in August from all of us here in CNN10, thank you for being the best audience in news." Carl Azuz said. "Cut! Alright Carl, good job. Now you can go on vacation. See you until the next season starts." Said the cameraman. "Actually hold up! Carl! You are getting replaced!" Said Chris Licht, the CEO of CNN. "What?!" Carl Azuz exclaimed in denial. "You heard me right. YOU! ARE! GETTING! REPLACED!" Said Chris Licht. "But why? That's just crazy! I could never be replaced! Think of all the people's lives I've changed! Think of all the people's hearts I touched! You can't just do this?!" Said Carl Azuz. "Carl, you were a great anchor, but I think you are better off doing more worthy things. You could achieve a lot more! Think of all the great stuff you can do! Think about everything! You will not spend the rest of your life anchoring a news show for schools! I believe in you, Carl. You can be anything you want to be." Chris Licht said with his hand on Carl's shoulder. "But CNN10 in my life! I don't know where to go without it. You have to be kidding me. Who is replacing me?" Said Carl Azuz. "Former American Football placer Coy Wire. He is going to replace you." Chris Licht replied. "Wire you doing this?" Said Carl in his last-ditch effort to use puns in order to get his position back. "Because I am your boss. And if you don't like what I'm doing fine. I might as well let Chris James be the new anchor." Said Chris Licht. "Oh god please not Chris James!" Said Carl Azuz. It was over for him there was going back. Carl is retired.
2 hours later...
"Coy! I am here to announce that you are the next CNN10 news anchor." Said Chris Licht. "Oh boy oh boy! That is my dream! Wait what about Carl?" Said Coy Wire, excited but also questioning. "You are replacing him." Said Chris Licht. "But why? He did such a good job!" Said Coy Wire. "I replaced him because he is capable of so much more. His being the anchor for over 14 years has told me his true power. He can one day save the whole world. Heck, maybe even the whole universe." Said Chris Licht. "How? He is just a normal man!" Said Coy Wire. "He may be just some normal guy, but his charisma and personality are powerful and godly. He will be the next god." Said Chris Licht.
To be continued in part 2...
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FanfictionThe legend and making of Carl Azuz. Dedicated to Carl Azuz, Not dedicated to Coy Wire