roadman x y/n

Chapter 1

T..today was my 1st day in england. I just moved from florida, usa. I heard all British "people" drink tea and eat fish and chips. Its werid how they call fries "chips" i heard they also say innit alot. British "people" are werid. They stole our language and everything 😠😠😠😠😠

My house was sooooo uglayyy and cramped why are all british houses so UGLYYYYY why did we even move there in the 1st place especially when GOGY WOGY SOGY moved to florida rn THATS NOT FAIR ill never meet mah idol uwu😭😭😭😠😠😠😠🤧🤧🤧😔😔😔😔😔

Then i got send to school and had to wear a goofy ahh uniform (a/n i died writing this but now im back😜😜😜) do all uk schopls do this??? They won't allow me to express myself🥺🥺🥺i want to wear my smiley dreamy hoodie and a pink mini skirt with my bunny hat. I started crying because these are me comfort items and a bunch of tall mean pepple from my class started bullying me and started calling me gay and ugly little slag🥺🥺🥺🥺

The corridors in this thing were super thin and where are the lockers??? This school is so shit and everyone hates me here!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😠😠😠😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

At break i sat alone, listening to "mask" by dream a girl came up to me. She had blonde hair and wore so much foundation that it made her look like an orange. Maybe she wants to be my friend?? 🥺🥺
"hey gurl" she said
"h-h-h-h-h-h-hi" i said back
"your the new girl innit?"
"yes. Whats your name?
"chantelle mae cunt babe, oi where you from fam?"
"uh...."
"you dont know mate? How do you not know?"
"a.... AMERICA the best country ever!!"
"are you joking mate? America is such a shit country"
"so is britain"
"yeah at least we dont play call of duty in schools irl also what is your bag, ew is that anime??? Thats super gay fam"
"yes🥺🥺🥺🥺"
And then chantelle just walked out and i continued to listen to mask

5 mins later a blue haired girl walked up to me
"hey why are you crying?" she asks
"no one likes me!!!"
"im so sorry, do you wanna be friends?"
Finally, someone nice
"SURE! so whats your name?"
"Jessica, wbu?"
"y/n" i say
"i love your name y/n you seem POGCHAMP omg do you watch the dream smp??????"
"yes and im so sad cause gnf is in florida now with dream and sapnap and i had to move out of there 2 days after. My parents, my brother and my sister are all dreamphobic🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"
"im so sorry, i have a dreamphobic family too. I just wish i could go to florida to see dreamy and gogy, they're my idols🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"