Chapter 2: Sour Patch Kids Funeral

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Before we get started this was inspired by HumanSeamstress!
We were randomly texting and we both thought of the idea bc I was eating Sour Patch Kids and my sister stole one and ate it right in front of me-
We were both drowning our sorrows for that poor Sour Patch Kid and it's family that was very tasty-
I-
I mean... That poor Sour Patch Kid and it's family for being eaten and it's just so sad-
Thanks again HumanSeamstress!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRISHIMA AND TETSUTETSU!

⚠️Fake Murder⚠️
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"Kaminari! It's just a Sour Patch Kid! Stop drowning your sorrows about that." I said to him.

"NO! YOU ATE HIS FAMILY AND HIM!" He yelled, still sobbing.

I sighed. "Your an idiot, Dunce Face!" Bakugo said. I flinched.

"Can you not yell.?" I said loud enough so he heard me.

"Tch," I heard him say, "I'LL DO WHATEVER THE H3LL I WANT, HEART WALL!"

"Wow, already gave me a nickname." I rolled my eyes, clearly annoyed.
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{|~TimeSkip~|}
Narrator's POV

The bell rang signaling everyone to their dorms. Since Y/N and her class were staying at UA, they were assigned to stay with class 1-A. Their teacher, Ms. Crytals, had to go back to Hideaway Valley High, for a meeting. (Finally came up with a name for the high school :D)

The regular High School kids got left with Class 1-A for the evening. They went to the dorms, everyone talking on the way there.

"What does everyone wanna do once we get back to the dorms?" Yaoyorozu asks. Y/N shrugs.

"I don't kn-" They get cut off.

"We can play Truth or Dare!!" Mina buts in. Everyone liking the idea, says yes. Bakugo of course, refusing. Kirishima talking him into it.

Bakugo finally agrees. Everyone turns and looks towards you. "What are you staring at?" You say, looking straight forward.

"Wanna play~?" Mina says, giving you puppy dog eyes.

"No." Y/N says with a blunt expression. Everyone turns towards Kaminari.

"Wanna play Kaminari?" Mina asks. He shakes his head no.

"I'll play Truth or Dare if we make a funeral for the Sour Patch Kids." He says looking directly at you.

"Oh come on!! Your still on about that?!" You say really bluntly. "Hmph." You hear come out of his mouth.

You sigh. "FINE." Everyone's confused but you don't care.
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You get Yaoyorozu to create a mini coffin. You pull out the empty box of candy and set it in the coffin.

Everyone starts with their speeches. Kaminari is before you. Your classmates did theirs, 1-A did theirs, now it's Kaminari's turn.

"I witnessed the murder of these innocent Sour Patch Kids. The culprit is here in the crowd. These poor innocent lives!! Y/N murdered every single one of these Sour Patch Kids!!!" He finishes up his speech.

Everyone turns and looks towards you.

What your wearing.

What your wearing

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You sigh. You get up to the table.
"I'd like to apologize for eating this beloved family. I truly am sorry, Kaminari. I know I shouldn't have done it," I state, "But let me be honest here," Everyone nods for me to proceed. "this family was delicious. I mean, sour AND sweet?! That's a deal right there!"

Everyone gasps. "How could you!" Some shout playfully. Some kids stare in utter shock.

"You monster!!" Kaminari yells, playfully. You keep going with your speech. Everyone is left shock.

"They were so delicious! Look at this!" You pulls some out and shove them in your mouth. "SO DELICIOUS!" You laugh.

Everyone starts chasing you around so dorms. Your all laughing so much. Your all having a great time.

Everyone laughing, playfully hitting each other. Something disrupts that. You hear a loud thud coming from outside.

Aizawa walks out of his office. "Alright. Bakugo stop trying to blow the ground up." He says not impressed.

"Sensei! That wasn't Bakugo!" Mina shouts worried. He looks around and spots Bakugo with us.

"Stay here." He says and starts walking outside. They hear another thud.

"We should go check... Let's go.." We all follow eachother outside.

You freeze. What you see horrified you to the bone. Everyone looks at you confused.

"Do you.... Know them Y/N?"
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Hey hey! Haha I'm so evil I left you on a cliffhanger!

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