Alex the red flag boy

Studying 😍 (2)

HELP WE STARTED TALKING ON 9/15 BROKE UP ON 9/20 AND FINALLY STARTED TALKING LIKE LAST WEEK AND HUNG OUT FRIDAY 10/15 COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
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Ok so YESTERDAY we hung out 😩. (Help me I'm so lonely it's sad 😭) ANYWAYS so I got there and his dogs immidietly come up to me there's this one named Lola (she's chill) and this other one I forgot the name of 😍 (don't get close she sniffs aggressively down there I learned the hard way) anyways after the dogs had there time sniffing me we went up the stairs and his mom yells "make sure to leave the door open 😈" and I sit on his floor and his dog comes up and his moms like "no (this the dog I forgot the name of the the dog is gonna be named dog) dog u can't be up here come down" and she's just doing that. So I text emislay and I'm like "help we just sitting here doing the math homework silently" keep in mine I get the urge to take the FATTEST SHIT EVER OML IT FELT LIKE I JUST ATE TACO BELL AND WSS ABOUT TO LET A BOMB GO OFF. so I bReAk tHe iCe and say "so I finished" and he's like "me too" as he says that I can feel my stomach going "bsdjdhabdhahaaaaaaaa" so I'm like I got blah blah blah and we just correct the homework together. So we do the study guide and I can physically feel my ass burning and about to explode LIKE TF ALL I ATE WAS THE SCHOOL PIZZA-??! anyways after we done with that we play battlefront 2 on his Xbox and I shit on him so hard (not literally could've tho 😘) and my stomach MAKES A NOISE BUT HIS CHAIR DOES AT THE SAME TIME LIKE THANK THE HEAVENS so I just silently like hold in my boom boom and my stomach keeps making noises. And he's like "wanna go get food" and I'm like "okay 🤰" (from the boom boom) AND IM WEARING A CROPTOP SO HE CAN SEE MY STOMACH AND IM LIKE PLZ LORD DONT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A BALOON. Anyways we continue down the stairs and there WOODEN so they slippery as hell and I almost fall because they get like freshly waxed or smth. (Do u wax stairs-? 😭) We finally make it down stairs and his brother is like "you guys getting food 😏" and Alex is like "yea" so we walk down this skinny ass hallway (this is like Bella hadid skinny) so we continue walking down and we make it to this like pantry thing that isn't a pantry but is and he's like "we got some Scooby snacks and cookies and honey nUt cheerios" and I'm like "oooh cool" So I grab a cookie and eat it and we head upstairs and we play this game "it takes two" it was pretty fun. So after that he's like "wanna see if the TRAMPOLINE is dry" and I'm like "*gulp* okay" so i walk down the stairs and HIS DADS THERE IDEK WHEN HE GOT THERE and he's like "wow your small 🤓" and I'm like "yeah 😀" and he's like "I like ur hair, it looks like cruella 😄" and the moms like "DONT CALL HER THAT CRUELLAS EVIL" and I'm like "it's okay my mom calls me that" and I just walk by and his dads like "if u get wet we have towels 😀" and I'm like thank you blah blah blah. So I go to the back door and meet Alex and he puts on Shoes and i realize that I FORGOT MY SHOES AT THE OTHER DOOR ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE HOUSE. So in my head I'm like oh I'll just use his other pair of crocs 😈. Nope. I just went out in my socks and followed him to the trampoline. So we went on and I'm literally bouncing so high because I'm literally light as hell. He double. Bounces. Me. I LITERALLY FLY LIKE OML. So I land on my taco bell burning ass and I'm like "oh god if I get up ima shit eveywhere 😀" so I just sit there and collect leaves from the trampoline while I'm bouncing while sitting trying not to shit everywhere. And he finally stops and sits across from me. So obviously I did the best thing and threw the leaves at him. And he threw them back. So like TWENTY MINUTES go by and we finally stop. And earlier I'm like "I wanna give u a middle part" and he's like "what's that" and I'm like "when you hair is like split in the middle" so yeah. On the trampoline after our leaf fight he's like "when do u wanna give me that middle part 😏" and I'm like "rn if u want" and he's like "ok 😰" so I just slide towards him and get on my knees in front of him. Keep in mind my tittays are like IN HIS FACE. So while his face it like.. right there I'm like dying on the inside cus I'm like "what if he hears my stomach noises 😀" LIKE HELP WHYD I CARE MORE ABOUT THE STOMACH NOISES THAN HIS FACE BEING LIKE RIGHT THERE-?? Anyways 😭 I put his hair in a middle Part and he looked exactly the same. And he's like "I wanna change my hair but idk wat to do" and I'm like "I'm not sure either but Idrc if u change ur hair, it's your choice yk" (😭😭) So my mom texts me and she's like "we pulling in 😍" and I'm like "okay alex my mom like here" and he's like "okay" so we walk inside and I get my stuff and his dogs literally like freak tf out like chill. Anyways they pull in and my moms boyfriend gets out and TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND CHANGES IT and ALEXS PARENTS SEE IT. And I'm like "oh Lordy Lord" and his moms like "oh you know him, I just wanted to make sure a random man wasn't shirtless in my yard *awkward laugh*) and I'm like "yeah he does that randomly idk why" (JSDJAHSBA) so as I'm about to walk out Alex gives me a hug 😍 (HAJAJAJ) and I hug him back 😀 and walk out and I like thank his parents for having me blah blah blah. So i get in the car and everyone keeps asking if I kissed him. And I'm like "no you all need to stop assuming just because I hang out with a boy doesn't mean I kiss him lord" and my moms like "lady watch the attitude 😡" LIKE WAT. So after that I drove home and yeah. Overall it went wel, exept me almost exploding 😘.
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Help me that happened yesterday 😭😭
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