So the next day Lightning was going to schewl because thats what they did back then
"La dee da I sure hope nothing bad happens!" he said
but suddenly,,,, A HIPPY GIRL APPEARED!!!!!
Not just any hippy girl tho....
CANDLE-SAN-KUN-SAMA-CHAN?!?!??!?!?!? SILVER SPOON'S EX GIRLFRIEND????
"hi there are you Lightning" she said kindly
"yes, what's it to you" lightning said back calmly and totally not angrily
"Apparently I have to beat you up n-"
"That's cool and all Candle, but have you met Joe? He'd be way more interested." Lightning said.
"Yes I have. Have you met Yura? She seems like the type of person you would like." Candle responded.
This ANGERERERERERERRERERERRERED lightning!!!!!!!!!! This chick is impossible to trick!!! [hey that rhymed]
"Oh yeah, she's a close friend. But.... do you know where Candice is?"
"...Who's... Candice?" Candle responded.
A grin spread across Lightnings face, his black orbs almost glowing with vicious intent!!!!!!!
"CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!!!!!"
And then Candle subsequently had a heart attack and died [rip bozo take an L]
Okay now it's math class and they're doing a test and all Lightning could think about was how he had just committed murder. Oh, and kissing Silver Spoon. I mean, nobody would notice, people start randomly making out in the middle of class, and besides, they're in the back. He glanced over at his desk [which was directly next to his desk.] and watched him write... and...
Holy fuck.
Holy fucking fuck.
The way he writes... is so sexy. Lightning could hardly contain himself. He just had to do something. So... he reached his arm over and tapped Silver Spoon.
"what do you need" silver spoon said britishly.
"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i" lightning stuttered.......... was he really ready freddy????
"I l-l-l-l-l-l-love you so much and i would like to epically make out with you"
spoon boye did a blush. 0/////////////////////0 ever since candel left him, he had been lonely.
so of course he took the opportunity because also he had a crush on lightning too
"good because i do too" the tall metallic utensil spoke
"wanna make out"
"okay"
and the two started making out aggressively and nobody cared because this happens all the time
holy shit they really goin at it, gahdahm they makin out hardcore bro
RING RING MOFUKA THATS THE BELL
and so they left class. yay.
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Struck by Love || A joke fanfic
HumorLightning, a high school student at Object Show academy, is a loser. But when he falls for the very tall and attractive and silver spoon named Silver Spoon that also goes to his school, everything changes.
