The Con's Human (Male Reader x TFP)

Con-Job

Your POV 

"Yes, I'll make it to- no mom, you dont need to- Jack is not a problem at this point in time. I'll stop by for food, yeah, love you. Bye mom." I then put down my phone, the call with mom going dark. "Wheeljack? What are you doing all the way out here you con- crusher?!" "Bulkhead, that you? What's with all the security?" "The rock we're on is crawling with cons." Came two voices from Soundwave's visor. "A war hero?" Starscream asked. 

"We havnt much time. Makeshift." Starscream said. I turned to see the bot in the shadows. One of Soundwave's tendrils latched onto his chest. Makeshift's form changed to that of Wheeljack, a wreaker from the intercepted call. "I too, know how to prepare a proper welcome." Starscream said. "Darby, lead the ground force to capture Wheekjack once he is grounded. Take whomever you want." Starscream told me. I nodded. 

I assembled some vehicon tanks along with a few vehicon trucks. Makeshift fell in behind us as we waited to get groundbridged there. "Now! We've grounded him!" A vehicon jet said. The groundbridge opened up. We stormed out, the tanks rushed him, making him go on the defensive. I put a shock charge in my Tyson Cannon before firing when the time was right. He fell over, the trucks pulling him into the groundbridge, leaving makeshift and the jets behind. 

The trucks and tanks pulled him to the cell blocks. "Well done sir. Here. I'll take you to the Commander and Soundwave." Bulldog said. We then left to the others. We joined up as they were on the way to the cell blocks. "The moment Makeshift left through their groundbridge we lost his tracking signal. The Autobot base is no dout heavily shielded to prevent us from locating it. No matter. I have complete faith in Makeshift." Starscream said. 

We then walked into the cell we are holding Wheeljack in. "Our inside man is already inside." Starscream finished. We then walked up to the prisoner. "Tell Megatron he's fragged in the head if he thinks Bulkhead wont sniff out an imposter." Wheeljack said. "Havent you heard? I, lead the Decepticons now." Starscream informed him. "You? Hah!" Wheeljacked laughed. Starscream growled before he pulled his arm back to kill him. 

"Starscream no!" I yelled. Soundwave held his arm back. "Yes, he may yet be of use. Makeshift is very good at keeping up appearances. He nees only fool your friends long enough to open their groundbridge from within, so that I may finally learn the location of the Autobot base, and send in my strike team to stain it's floor with the spilled energon of Optimus Prime." Starscream said. "You! Guard the prisoner! Keep him here." I told a vehicon. 

We then left to await Makeshift's sucess. And so we waited. And waited. And waited. "Makeshift still hasnt opened their groundbridge, otherwise transmitted their corodinates. His disguise may be flawless, but he wont fool the Autobots forever." Starscream ranted. "Well sir, it's like you said. He needs to fool them long enough to open the groundbridge." I told him. "Yes. Yes. We can wait however long we need to." Starscream said. 

On the flight deck we stood infron of the strike force. "Are you certain we are at the corodinates we supplied to makeshift?" Starscream asked. "Yes sir!" I answered. "Then what is taking him?" Starscream asked. "Maybe they gave your boy such a hero's welcome, he got the warms and fuzzys and decided to switch sides." Wheeljack answered, free from his cell. "Mybe we should impliment a five second constant report?" I asked Soundwave. 

"Do you not see that you are vastly outnumbered?" Starscream asked him. "I see fellas who might vastly enjoy watching me pound some dents into you." Wheeljack replied. "Destroy him!" Starscream ordered. Vehicons jets rushed forward, while a tank stayed back with me to provide fire support. I fired shots that barley either barley missed him, or he deflected. Wheeljack carved through his foes, and doged Starscream's missile. 

He managed to jump on the tank, sticking a sword in it's arm before headbutting Starscream. I doged a swing of his sword before he turned to the newly opened groundbridge. "Well well." He said. He went through it. "Enter that groundbridge now!" Starscream ordered, energon leaking from his mouth. It closed before anyone could get through. The tank retreated into the Nemesis, damged to much to fight. 

The groundbridge then opened again. "What are you waiting for?! Go!" Starscream ordered. Makeshift then came through, landing on Starscream. The groundbridge closed as Starscream got up. "Please tell me you at least lerned the location of their base?" He asked Makeshift. "Indeed Lord Starscream, it is in a hidded bunker just outside of-" He was then cut off. "Back! Back! Back!" Starscream said, flying off with me and Soundwave in tow. 

A giant explosion then killed him and the stike force. "Makeshift! You fool!" Starscream yelled as we flew off and around back to the Nemesis. "Dammit! We just lost the strike team! To everyone that can hear me! I need bots on the deck looking for survivors! To those with medical training! To the medbay!" I ordered. We landed on the deck, few bots alive. Starscream stormed off as I saw a piece of Makeshift on the floor. 

It was small enough for me to pick up. "Is it ready?" I asked. "Yes!" Soundwave said. We walked into the Nemesis, vehicons running past us. Soundwave dropped me off in my room as he stood back. My minicons got off me as I handed Hydro and Tailormade my gun. I walked to a case that opened when I got close. "What is it boss?" Hydro asked me. Out came a metal handle, wrapped in studded rubber. 

"My new weapon." I said. I pulled it, a blade coming with it. I pulled it out fully before holding it above my head. A sword, glowing with shiny blue energon lines. "Made from a horn of a deceased Autobot, and enhanced with energon to cut through, It shall serve me well in my next mission." I said. "Cool!" Tailormade said. "Sweet!" "Hahaha!" "Beep boop beep." My minicons said. "You know, you guys need a team name." I said. 

"How about: The Humacons?" I asked. They agreed with the name before they transformed back onto me. I still need to attend the club trip. I put my sword in a special sheeth, walking into my bathroom. 

(1088 Words. Also, your sword is more of a katana in shape, but with the details I said. As usual, have a good day, or night, I'm writing this at 11 PM right now. Bye!)