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Tommy: *Gently taps table*
Dream: *Taps back*
George: What are they doing?
Sapnap: Morse code.
Tommy: *Aggressively taps table*
Dream: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-



George: Why are Tommy and Dream sitting with their backs to each other?
Sapnap: They had a fight.
George: Then why are they holding hands?
Sapnap: They get sad when they fight.


Tommy: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Dream:
George:
Sapnap:
Everyone Else At Tommy's Surprise Birthday Party:
Dream: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.


Tommy: *Screams*
Dream: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
George: Should we do something?
Sapnap: No, I want to see who wins.


Tommy, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Dream, pulling out an Uno card: +4
George, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Sapnap, trembling: What are we playing


Tommy: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Dream: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Sapnap?
Sapnap: Probably "road work ahead".
George: I speak many languages, and this is none of them


Sapnap: Dream isn't answering their phone
Tommy: I'll call
Sapnap: George and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Dream: Hello?

Tommy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Dream: Put spaghetti in it.
Tommy: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Sapnap: Put spaghetti in it.
Tommy: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
George: Put spaghetti in it.
Tommy: I'm no longer taking suggestions.


Tommy: I think we're missing something.
Dream: Teamwork?
Sapnap: Cohesion?
George: A general sense of what we're doing?

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 17, 2022 ⏰

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