A LOT OF SHIT

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~Karkat's p.o.v.~


"HERE." I said as I handed /YourName/ the rom-coms I brought. As she went through them I was wondering if explaining my true feelings would be a good idea. I was lost in thought and I didn't notice her trying to tell me which movie she wanted to watch.


"Karkat? Are you even listenin???"

"WHA... OH FUCK. SORRY. WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?"

"All of these movies suck ass. We should should just play a game."

"THESE MOVIES DO NOT FUCKING SUCK ASS. THEY ARE THE FUCKING MOVIES THAT GIVE ME LIFE."

"Then I guess your life sucks ass."

"FUCK YOU."


She just fucking laughed at this. We kept arguing back and forth, eventually we agreed to watch some shitty earth movie that John had recommended. Con Air.... Fuck. I regret so much. The name of it is absolute shit and the movie was also absolute shit.


~Your p.o.v.~

"....what kind of earth movie was that?!"

"SHIT. IT WAS  A PIECE OF MOO BEAST SHIT."

"...hey? Wanna try some earth food!?"

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE K WANT TO BE POISONED?"

"C'mon! It can't be that bad kar!"

"OUR FOOD WAS SHITTY ENOUGH. OF COURSE EARTH FOOD IS HORRIBLE!"

"But... Dave told me about something called.... Pizza!"

"PIZZA? WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?"

"I... I don't know... Let's try it!!!!"

"NO"

"Cmon!"

".....NO..... FINE."

After about and hour and a half we figured out how to get this so-called pizza. But, it took longer to get to my house... 


~TIME SKIP~

"Are you ready to try this?!?"

"NO."

"Cmon! I'll even eat some first! " I grabbed a piece, and bit into it. I was confused at first, and I almost spit it out.... Then I did spit it out. "What the hell...."

"I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE HORRIBLE."

"Shut up Kar!"

"FUCK NO."

"....fuck you to..." You said as you took the pizza and dumped it into the trash.  "Well... What are we supposed to do now?"

"I DONT KNOW. YOURE THE ONE WHO LIVES HERE!"

"Well your the one who brought suck ass movies!" 

Fuck, why did I say that? That was a shitty comeback...Umm... Hmm...

You quickly ran upstairs to your room to try and find some sort of board game. But you had none. As you were about to leave your room, you noticed a bucket, your face turned bright /BloodColor/.You ran downstairs, the bright blush still on your face. 

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING? "

"...nothing...."

"YEAH RIGHT. JUST TELL ME."

"n-nothing! I was just looking for something!"

"WELL YOU SHOULDVE SAID SO THE FIRST TIME!" He said, oblivious to the blush on your face.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 13, 2015 ⏰

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