My silly 🤭 a kurt x male reader

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Kurt's pov

I get in the shower, watching my views go up at a rapid pace. I tell my viewers that I'm going to Jessie's show tonight and I'll be bringing Y/N with me.

I turn the shower off and get out, drying off and wrapping my waist with a towel. I then go to the bedroom and talk to my viewers, waiting for Y/N. My dad texts me. I ignore him and keep talking, but he texts me again. Suddenly Y/N opens the door, his shirt and pants covered in blood. We go to Bobby's closet to pick out something to wear. Y/N picks out my outfit and I pick out his. He goes to the bathroom to change, leaving me to change in the closet. I get done first so I sit on the bed and wait again. "My dad keeps texting me about some dj.. dj uno" I say to my viewers. They then start yelling at me, telling me to take them to uno. That's when Y/N comes out in the outfit I picked. I look up at him and he smiles proudly, "you like it? Do I look good?" He asks. I get up and walk to him. He looks wonderful, so I kiss him, to which he kisses back. I let go, "you look wonderful, love" I smile. Y/N blushes and smiles back at me with soft eyes. "Come to a dj set with me? Dj uno?" I offer to him. "Sure!" He says. I pick up my phone, Which I left on the bed, and also take his hand in mine, walking him to the car.

Y/N's pov

Kurt is so sweet. Such a gentleman. He opens the door for me, with the brightest smile I've ever seen him wear. He's happy, I'm happy, it's a win win. He tells me how his dad is coming with us and everything, which I don't mind until his dad gets in the car and starts talking. Kurt and his dad argue a bit "Why does he get to sit in front and not your own father anyways?" His dad asks, rather rudely, referring to me. "Because he's my boyfrie-" Kurt pauses, realizing what he's about to say. I look at him, my cheeks red1. "F-friend. He's my friend" Kurt says to his dad, his face red. I just giggle and Kurt glances at me. I look in the mirror and Kurt's dad doesn't look too happy. The rest of the ride was silent and uncomfortable.

We arrive at Club Dirt..a strip club, which was weird, but I brushed it off. Kurt took my hand again as we followed behind his dad.

Kurt's pov

My dad leads Y/N and I into Club Dirt. We take the elevator up to floor 3 to meet Uno. my dad takes my hat and walks up to Uno. I start to talk but my dad interrupts, telling her I'd love if she tagged me. He's right but he could've let me say it. She says no but then I try to persway her, and she says yes!

A few minutes pass.
Nothing.

"Fuck you both, honestly, I predicted this. You don't know how much this day is important to me" I say, getting up and taking Y/N's hand and storming off. When I get to my car, I open the door for him and get in, and throw the Bobby cam Y/N gave to me earlier in the back seat and get ready to drive, until there's a knock on the window. It's Uno. I look at Y/N, who's giving me the same confused look I'm giving him. I roll down the window. "Do you know where something is?" She asks.
"Do I know where something is?" I ask back.
"Oh, so you know LA taco truck?"
"There's a lot of taco trucks in LA" I tell her.
"Okay, just take me to LA taco truck and I will tag you, really" Uno tells me.
"We- I don't know we're kind of in a rush" I say
"Its okay I'm in a rush too" Uno insists.
I sigh and start driving to the nearest taco truck.

We get there and Uno makes me take pictures of her. Y/N is in the car since he didn't want to go out. He said it was "too cold." I take one last picture of Uno and she tells me she wants food. She gives me money but doesn't wait in line with me. I give Y/N the "tell me if anything happens" look. He nods.

And just moments later I hear Y/N yell my name. I run over and his face is panicked. I look in the back seat and Uno is asleep with a water in her lap. "Shit."