Barbie Asks Nightwing P1

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by luciandclaire

by luciandclaire

Barbie: If you could choose any weapon to kill Zantanna with, then what would it be and why?

Nightwing *Facepalm*

Barbie: I'll give you some options...

A) Knife

B) Shield throwing

C) Machine gun or

D) An apple

Nightwing: Would I have to beat up Zatanna?!

Barbie: Super-dooper big thin yes!!!

Nightwing: WTF was that?!

Barbie: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

Nightwing: Fine! E) Nothing because I love her.

Barbie: Well, I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world. Life is plastic, it's so fantastic. But I've never seen anyone love eachother before! I'm gonna go tell her.

Barbie runs over to Zatanna's room where she is reading.

Nightwing: Don't!

Nightwing runs after her but it's too late. Barbie has locked the door

To be continued....