*Trigger Warnings (will hopefully keep them updated as they go on)*
■Su1c1d3 references (they will not be rlly like in depth tho im not comfortable doing that into them)
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*Explanations*
■This was made as a joke from like a year or 2 ago it was a random thing me and an old friend started in a random comment section
■It will be in first person (i think this is the right person thing) so the use of I/Me/Myself (am i pretty enough to love you owahahhh) is used for ◇Dazai◇ just to let yall know that this isnt an X reader but ig you can make it one if you rlly want
■My spelling and punctuation will be atrocious (point proven i had to look up how to spell that)
■Updates will be rlly random or I will post 1 chapter and forget this exists
■All art is by the BSD artists hopefully or unless said otherwise
■My friend is checking this because damn i am rlly bad at writing and spelling and english
■Yes im bad at english even tho i live in an english speaking country it's fine
■Will this turn to utter chaos? Most definitely (oml i cannot spell i had to use the automatic word thing to spell that)
■The origional thing is going to be edited to make sense because honestly it will not make sense without me editing some parts
■There will hopefully be 22 chapters (not including this)■
■If i remember there will be a 23rd which is going to be the origional joke
■This entire thing is satire if i haven't meantioned
■There will be NO smut because jesus christ i am scared of that shit and i refuse to even read anything with it so if you ask for smut then i will block you because i am not doing that and this is a warning for those who do not like it so they know this is safe to read
■There will be swearing like i'm not even gonna try not to like oml if i said i was gonna not swear in this i would give up by chapter 3 and be like yea fuck that i'm swearing
■I will go on rants but i am going to try not incorperate (i actually managed to spell that damn) it into the fic so there will be a wee (small) rant section underneath this potentially if i decide to go insane and have a full on skibity bap moment
■Please don't corrent spelling or anything ir be annoying in general about this unless you are my friend or have an actual problem because this is my first written story not including those ones in primary school i had to do (they were fun actually)
■If anyone can think of a better name for this fanfic honestly help me like i cannot name choose like its not a thing
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