Sollux's POV
I was in my room hacking and unhacking my computer which was very easy (For me). Mituna is gone with Latula and I don't know what the fuck he is.
I heard a sharp knock and head to the door.
It was ED. What does the fucker want? I opened the door. Suprisely, He had a grin on his face. Now I was really curious what the hell does this dude wants. It was silent for a while, than ED broke the silence; "Heyyy Sol! Howw's it going?"
OK now I'm just scared. I shook my head and said; "Ed what the actual fuck are you doiing here and why are you beiing all gay?"
"Oh, just to see howw my friend is doing..."
"Ed, Ii'm not your friiend and liick my nook."
I shut the door on his face and headed to my room and got back to my computer. BANG! My skipped a beat when I heard that. It cant be here.I made sure that Phiioniic fixed everything in this house.(with his phonics of course). I has to be Mr. Milkshake. With the broom of his, he makes the type of noises that I don't want to explain.
Of course It was the door. So I ran to the door to see what is happening.
Again, I saw ED. But I saw him mad this time. But.... He was angry.
I think that he's still upset from me dating Feferi. C'mon now get OVER it! we've been like 2 months since we dated,what a sissy! He was baring his sharp teeth but his his canines was longer. He gave me a hiss and ran straight towards me. Umm did he just- hissed at me? He never hisses even though he's mad. I just did nothing as Ed tackled me down. I tried to get out but he was a lot stronger than I thought he'd been. "Noww wwho's Fef's lovwer noww?" He whispered in my ear. Holy shit! He's a vampire! nobody's told me about vampires, nobody's had warned me! I can't believe it! ED hissed one more time and aimed his fangs at my neck. This is the end of me. I squeezed my eyes shut and tensed my muscles and let my neck open for ED to suck my honey yellow blood.
