Toilephone(Toilet x mephone) pt1

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by Spade_Queen103

by Spade_Queen103

Okay before you hate. This is like-
Got- my au mixed into this-

Mephone doesn't necessarily hate toilet in this ;-;
And its like both s2 and s3 merged- in this-
So definitely un-canon stuff here

And their humanized :D
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Toilet's POV:
Im talking with mepad, we were talking about how I would..confess to my crush. Who I have not told mepad who it was.
Only I knew.

"Maybe you could make them a card?. Or-"
"Or I could just tell him-- despite how hard it would be-- cause he probably won't like me back-" toilet said, accidentally cutting mepad off "oh sorry mepad!" I shout "Its alright toilet," mepad responds "Well, im sure whoever this He may be, im sure he will like you back toilet." Mepad says. As an attempt to reassure me
"I dunno mepad-." I mumbled
"And, if he doesn't. Thats simply. 'His. Loss!' ^^" he adds, i chuckle abit, he really just stole mistah-phone's line- wow.

"Well, if you say so-" I mutter, then changing the topic "So, have you seen mistah-phone lately-?" I ask mepad
"No, I haven't. Why-?" He responds
"No reason!"

"..okay-?" Mepad gives me a confused look, then shrugs it off
I then began to ramble about things for the next hour, till mepad had to..I guess go somewhere..

I just decided that I would look for mistah-phone! I mean- i have nothing better to do..maybe he will tell me to leave. Maybe he won't.
Its worth seeing what could happen..

Nobody's POV:
Toilet walks around the area searching for mephone, he eventually found mephone sitting by a tree, he sighed nervously, and approached mephone,
Mephone however did not notice toilet, as he was reading, eventually he looked up from the book, and noticed toilet "Uhhhh. How long have you been there-?" He asked toilet "Uh- not- very- long-." Toilet muttered
"Okay- what do you want-?" Mephone rolls his eyes
"Uhm..Uh- Never- Never mind-" toilet mumbled, starting to walk away, mephone just blinks
'Well thats weird.-' mephone thinks to himself, shrugging it off and going back to reading his book

'Damn it toilet! You fuckin blew it!' Toilet thought to himself, as he walked and sat down in the calm down corner, toilet often found himself either sitting in the calm down corner, or the calm down cabana- or whatever tf its called,
Mainly to collect his thoughts in, mostly peace.

He just kinda. Sits and thinks.
Thinks about what mephone could possibly do to him, if he found out.

Eventually he heard footsteps, he looked up, seeing none other than. Mephone himself
"The hell you doing here-?." Mephone asked
"What does it look like im doing here.
Collecting my thoughts." Toilet responded
"No need to get an attitude. Sheesh." Mephone muttered, sitting down "Sooooo- what was that bull shit that you pulled earlier-?" He asked, resting an arm over his knee
"Uhhh..I dont- know.." toilet muttered
"Mmkayy. Is thereee- something your not- Telling me-?" Toilet shook his head "N-no-" he muttered
"Mhmm.." mephone rolled his eyes "Totally." Mephone mumbled

(Heheheheheheh i got lazy-
So now there will be 2 partz of this mwahahahah)