Stolas You Freaky Freak

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[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS hello My Sexy Readers, I am back with another chapter here and hope you all enjoy this!]

(Name's POV)

"Soooo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?" I ask him.

"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!" He tells me and I stop and think. Didnt it tho?

"Doesn't it?" I ask him.

"Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~" He says and I shrugged he did have a good point and the more people that died the better my business did.

"Okay, well, yeah, that makes sense." I agree.

You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?

I pull my phone away and talk to myself. "Oh, god-fuckin'-damnit." I curse.

(the dirty talk was edit out see whole version on Ao3

(0//////0 Go to horny jail stolas ya freak... ya freaky freak)

I sat their and blink processing what he says. "Oh you are a freak." I say. "A freaky Freak"

"All the more freaky for you~" He purrs.

I hung up the phone. "Nope nope a whole bunch of nope." I say.

"Hey." I hear Loona say as she opens the door.

"Yes?" I ask.

"The kid was actually the client, Millie shot him dead, now we got to do clean up." She tells me.

I nodded. They wanted us to kill a actual child, but this child has been a dick to us all day, so I had no problem with this. We head out and start to carv into him. Moxxie used the chain saw for the moor difficult parts. Which was good. After that we dropped him off in the human world his body at least and then we head to do our own things. I go to get my afternoon pick me up. And figure out how to fix what is going on at my business we need to drum up more business and maybe I can get a meeting with the head of the Tv. What is his name Vox?

"Hello Vox what can I get you?" I hear the barista say.

"Oh fuck YES!" I say and then grin as he looked behind me and stared. This was my lucky day.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy!]

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