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𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲: 𝟏𝟖: 𝟎𝟎 𝗣.𝗠- 6:00 p.m

"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦!,  𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳.....𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴!" I heard the shouts from the TV as I spread some grape jelly on my singular toast , listing to music from my walkman I got for my birthday.

" How many bullets can bondman's pistol hold?" I heard Anya ask otosan as I walked into the living room listing to ungravitify by cashell.

" I'm pretty sure it was eight" otosan responded to Anya. I then take a seat next to otosan and rest my head on his shoulder as I ate my jelly-toast .

" so that's two eights!" Anya told us. huh? when did she get good at math?

" yes your right!"  otosan exclaimed hopping of the couch and since he did that I fell on to the couch.

" itta" I mumble with my face stuffed with toast bread.

" he has two- eighths of his bullets left" Anya said getting up from Infront of the TV.

" How do you even know those words?" otosan asked Anya. 

" yeah! how do you know those words!" I ask her playfully ticking her underarms. my smile widening as I hear her laughs  but I stopped when I heard shuffling from the front of the apartment.

" Th-th-th-th-theres trouble , loid!" okaasan shouted worriedly .

" Welcome home yor" otosan tells okaasan ignoring okaasan's worried state. I raise my brow in confusion .

" He has two- eighths of his bullets left!" Anya continues from earlier , and look at her in ... even more confusion.

" Is everything ok okaasan" I ask okaasan looking at her.

" Yes sweetie I am thanks for asking" okaasan smiles sweetly for a second her worried face softened before returning back.

" Yuri ..... I mean my little brother is coming here today!" she spewed out.

" saikou , I have a uncle!! " I reply with sparkles in my eyes.

" Today?!" otosan questioned . Is uncle Yuri coming here a bad thing?

 ~ 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗽~

" so yes ,  He insisted on coming over and congratulating us" okaasan informed us. nani congratulating them for what??

" What shall we do? He won't find out that this marriage is a fake, will he?" okaasan asked. I spit take.

" HAAA? you faked a marriage!!" I shout not knowing about this before hand.

"hah? you never knew that, bummer" Anya told me. huh even Anya knew!!!.

" don't worry, I've prepared lovey-dovey couple accessories for just this sort of occasion " otosan tells us ignoring my sudden outburst . after decorating the house with the ' lovey-dovey' decor Anya and I stood next to the door as okaasan and otosan looked at each other lightly blushing.

" chichi and haha are flirting" Anya told me.

" bleh" I add

"We're not!" okaasan and otosan should in allusion 

𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 : 𝟐𝟒:𝟎𝟎 𝗔.𝗠- 12:00 a.m

" Haha's little brother still isn't here?" Anya asked otosan with a book in hand as I layed on her lap listening to my music reading  snow white with the red hair.

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