Adventures of the abominable Atwerksuki

Prologue

"AHAHAHAHA!" A maniacal voice screamed loudly through the night. "How do you like the dark side of the moon, b****es?"

An alarm bell sounded in the distance. A kage groaned inwardly. "Not these freaks again... I've seen enough of their backsides bouncing around in our faces." A worrisome thought struck her. "But... what if their after something bigger? What if there's a point to all this..."

The kage sat up suddenly.

"Shizune! Bring team Kakashi here immediately!"

"Yes ma'am!"

The team was standing before Tsunade in a matter of minutes. Naruto yawned sleepily. Sakura stood at attention. Kakashi was... well, Kakashi. He stood reading in the corner.

"Team Kakashi! Your mission is to capture the members of the criminal organization, the Atwerksuki, that are currently terrorizing the leaf village and bring them in. Naruto! You will be our frontline! Kakashi! You will back Naruto up and be the brains of the operation!"

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?" A certain somebody yelled.

"Move out!"

Sakura raised a hand. "Tsunade-sama? What about me?"

Tsunade shrugged. "Well, you can stay here and give me a foot massage, or you can go out and break some random crap and then almost get killed and yell for Naruto to save you, who in the process will be badly injured trying to save your useless ass. Then you can start crying and make a speech about something or other, and by the time you've finished doing that, the battles' just about over and you can jump in for the finishing blow and pretend that Kakashi and Naruto didn't just do all the work."

Sakura, who had fallen asleep and had only heard the finishing blow part, decided to go along with Naruto and Kakashi.

Another bouncing buttocks was seen in the moonlit sky. "Useless villagers. Start throwing your money at me already! I'm not doing this for free, damn it!"

"Hey! Atwerksuki jerks! I'm about to kick your butts! Believe it!"

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