(Ask by ReadersLifeAK)
Cuphead - Oh yeah, how about we all pick one thing we want?
Hax - No matter what I'll make some sandwiches.
Cuphead - Alright, what does everyone want?
Silver - Chocolate chip cookies?
Dice - ...
Hax - ...
Mal - ... You have doomed us all.
Mugman - All they did was ask for cookies?
Dice - ... Did you say... cookies?
Silver - ... Yes?...
Ender walks into the room.
Ender - Silver, why?
Silver - What!? What did I do!?
Dice - Cookies...
Silver - ... Alright, now I see...
Devil - Dicey, you alright?...
Dice - Cookies...
Hax - Out of everything... why Silver?...
Silver - I didn't know he liked... those... so much!
Ender glitches two packs of chocolate chip cookies into existence.
Ender - Now there won't be any arguments.
Ender tosses a pack to Silver and a pack to Dice then disappears.
Hax - I guess the boss... was bored?... Maybe?...
Baxster - Can we have some sausage rolls?
Hax - Alright, there you go, what else?
Baxster - Thanks.
Colin - Kool aid!
Hax - Sure?
Colin - Yes!
Plush - Marshmellows?
Hax - I'm just getting requests now, just like creator, sure, here you go! Anything else? Any crisps?
Mal - Pringles!
Hax - You can glitch them yourself, remember?
Mal - Oh yeah, pringles!
Devil - Does Dice's cookies count as his food item? Technically Silver asked for them, not Dice.
Hax - Hm... I guess that's true... Alright Dice you can still choose something!
Dice - ... More cookies...
Hax - I... How the fuck have you already finished a whole pack?...
Dice - Cookies...
Mal - The boss and I weren't kidding. He's a monster. A cookie monster.
Hax - I swear, have another ten packs, just, don't ask for more after.
Dice - ... They're gone.
Hax - I GAVE YOU THOSE TEN SECONDS AGO, HOW THE FUCK!?
Dice - Cookies.
Hax - I give up. Get your own Dice.
Dice - I needed to learn how to anyways.
Hax - ... Don't actually try and glitch them, you'll either hurt yourself or kill is all.
Dice - ... It's for the cookies...
Foxy - I think your friend has an addiction.
Devil - Dicey?... Please be careful.
Dice - Cookies.
Mal - How the fuck.
Hax - He isn't meant to be able to control that.
Dice - I did it for the cookies.
Colin - Dad, touch some grass.
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