One Of Us Is Lying

Part 1

Mystery surrounds Bayview High when Six students walk into detention and only five walk out alive, leaving one dead just as he was about to reveal life-changing secrets...

Guys, take off the board shorts...

Girls, pack up those bikinis...

Summer's officially over and school is back in session, and you know what that means: So am I...

*Bell Rings*

As long as we're forced to co-exist in the hellscape that is high school, I am going to reveal the truth about all of you miserable assholes, just like I did last year when I leaked some photos that got half the basketball team expelled.

"You Liar!"

Helped a lot of couples see each other for who they really are. And of course, I kept you up to date with the who's who of addicts, anorexics, and alcoholics. Privacy is a thing of the past. I know everything that went down this summer. And on Friday I'll take down four of Bayview's biggest offenders.

*Camera zooms in on Bronwyn smiling as she packs for school and heads downstairs*

And I know Friday is a long way away. So here's a preview to get you through the week.

"Oh, perfect timing,"

"Hope you're hungry,"

"Not really. I'll just have some coffee,"

"Sure, so you can crash by third period? It's not like this semester determines whether or not you get into yale,"

*Sigh*

"You need to feed your brain. Eat,"

"Mmm, I can feel my SAT scores going up already."

( Notification dings )

"Did you see that asshоlе's already posting?" Maeve asked

"Hola, Papa,"

"Buenos días, mi'jitas." The girl's father said

First up, I have a bad report card on a straight-A student making her About That debut. She might be top of her class, but that doesn't mean I can't get her thrown out on her ass.

*The girl's parents kiss each other good morning*

"Ew, can you guys not? We're eating,"

"Well, if not for this, you wouldn't exist,"

"Gross. Who do you think it's about?"

"I have no idea,"

( Notification dings )

( Muted panting )

( Dance music playing mutedly )

♪ ♪ ♪ I don't doubt myself when I get in my head ♪ ♪ When I get in my head ♪ ♪ When I get in my ♪ ♪ I'm just feeling myself no I don't get stressed ♪ ♪ No, I don't get stressed ♪ ♪ No I don't get ♪ ♪ I don't doubt myself when I get in my head ♪ ♪ When I get in my head ♪ ♪ When I get in my ♪ ♪ I'm just feeling myself ♪

( Notification dings )

Now, I know you school spirit sheep can't wait to cheer on the Wildcats this year. But trust me, I'll be the real winner when I reveal one MVP's sweaty locker room secret.

( Low rushing sound )

"Hey, how'd it go?"

"Good. Just four miles. Kept the pace light,"