my pea sized brain can't hold all the insufferable scenarios I think of, so I'm going to put them here in a bid to stop ruining my characters lives lmao
January 2021
First place in The House of ARMY Awards (Jungkook Category) for 'ox//xo'
notes:a non-linear continuation of the spider!koo one shot i did a while ago. the 'intervention' mentioned in the time stamps is the intervention carried out in the first oneshot, so please read that first!! there are two parts to this - before the intervention, and after the intervention. this is set in college.
There's no smut!!!!! bit of a spicy ending ig, but i fear the title may be misleading lol
pairing: spider!koo x reader
enjooooooy, mwah x
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Four weeks, two days and sixteen hours prior to 'The Intervention.'
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"FUCK, MARRY, KILL," Jimin muses as he tosses a small orange ball above his head. He's resting on his back, feet up on Jungkook's bed, while Jungkook sits at his desk. You're by the side of the bed, head in a textbook.
You're cramming in a last-minute revision session for tomorrow's exam. Jimin decided that he'd read enough about thirteen minutes into the study session, and has been playing nonsensical games for upwards of half an hour, now.
"Exams, coursework, presentations," you offer to the mix - a welcome change from the celebrities he's been running through for the last ten minutes.
Jungkook smiles to himself. You notice the slight raise of his hunched-over shoulders as he does so, and are glad he's not annoyed by the distraction. He's been stressed lately. All that rock climbing. Takes up too much time, you think.
"Easy," he comments. "Fuck presentations, marry coursework, kill exams."
You nod in full agreement. Jimin makes a noise that doesn't sound entirely human.
"Nah, man. Fuck coursework. Marry presentations."
"You'd marry presentations?" You almost shriek, whipping around to look at him in disbelief. "You're a masochist."
"You're not wrong," Jimin admits with a sleazy smirk. "You'd be amazed how many people are into that shit these days."
The conversation leaps from one unhinged thought to the next. One moment, Jimin's declaring his boner for presentations, and the next he's giving presentations on why he would absolutely kill Nick Jonas instead of any of the other Jonas Brothers.
Jungkook is relatively quiet - actually trying to study - until Jimin checks his Hope/Less app for inspiration, and then propositions a new trio:
Thor, Iron Man, Spiderman.
Jungkook smiles to himself, back to the both of you as he pretends not to listen in.
