Tomioka: odio la vida. 🧨🇪🇸
Sabito: crei que yo era tu vida
tomioka: sí, lo único que me mantiene con vida
Sabito: N0
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Tomioka: I'm Hungry
Sabito: don't eat me
Tomioka: I'm not gonna
Giyu proceeds to bite Sabito
Sabito: I love you
Tomioka: I love you to
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Senemi and giyu are fighting as if to kill eachother
Senemi: Fuck you!
Giyu: Yes!
They stop sparring
Sanemi:what?
Giyu:...........
Sanemi: Giyu what do you mean by yes
Giyu:..........
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giyu está sola en el club de striptease
Giyu: Ojalá pudiera emborracharme pero estoy TiPsY
Giyu está literalmente más perdido que nunca.
Giyu: ¡BEBIDAS GRATIS PARA TODOS!
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Salami boy and emo boy were just casually fighting when giyu fell on top of sanemi and they kissed
Sanemi:I'm so sorry
Giyu:...........can I eat you
Sanemi: what
Giyu: I only eat sexy people and your sexy
Sanemi: uhhhhhhhh ......,,,,,,,,how are you gonna eat me~
I'm done I'm tired thank you for 7 followers my beautiful zeldaslayers and tetsips. These are gender neutral names ok. Next chapter will be all sanegiyu and cause why not so yeah
( and rengiyu because bitch right now it's 6 on rengiyu? )
YOU ARE READING
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Random🖥 el futuro 🎆 it do be a holiday 💀 voilence 👯♂️ they do be at the stip club 🖕 I'm in it 🇪🇸 in espanol cause why not 🏳️🌈 extrodanairly gay and I don't mean happy 💔angst 🙃 my au 👹 demon au 💗 sabi- I mean saneg- I mean rengi- I mean...
