Bluey meets fucking Jesus Christ

Bluey meets jesus(version 1)

Bluey POV

After her fathers death bluey was filled Greif she had poisoned his food on accident sitting on the outskirts of the funeral ceremony she was weeping on the side walk, until a strange tall man in a robe (who was glowing) came up to her "hey kiddo" the man said "hey-" she replied, the Stange man man sat next her "sorry about your dad bluey-" he said after a long pause patting her back in comfort, "how do my name weirdo" 🤌 she said bluntly "I am Jesus Christ my dear child I am god's son" he replied, she turned to him with a look of disbelief  "oh yeah well if your Jesus then prove it by uhhhh bringing my dad back to life" she said. "Ok" Jesus said he got up and picked bluey up by the scruff and carried her back into the funeral ceremony and sat her down on a random ass chair, and he gayly pushes everyone out of the way 'mov bitches language' and tapped the coffin twice and then bluey's fucking dad came back to life screaming why his eyes are sown shut and Jesus walked back up to bluey "wanna go get ice cream?" He asked bluey "sure" she said completely ignoring her father that literally rose from the fucking dead so casually 

They held hands as they went to go find an ice cream truck but then they remembered that Jesus is Jesus so Jesus just manifested the ice cream that they wanted

Happy ending :]