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It's me Boris Johnson I am in the office and the news is on. Oh my goodness the Queen's husband, whatever his name is is, dead. That is so crazy. I, Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister of britland . I am a crush on Queen Queen Queen. My head is spinning with the amount of work I had to do today on breakfast and my sexy blue passport blue I love blue blue blue blue blue blue. But you know who else gives me blue vibes,? The queen I have a crush on the queen I run over to Buckingham Palace and I knock on the door and I say' hello Queen I love you'. The Queen cries and says my husband just died go drown.'' The only thing I'll drown in is your bountiful bosom'. I'm between Samford on my face but I've always been partial to an enemies to lovers arc.Through the slam doors the Queen shouts go drown in the Thames, I reply the Thames Detains dwarfs in comparison to my desire for you my love.'. Hey I think, I think that she likes me for who I am and not just my luscious blonde locks and my sixpack and my blue passport and and my at least six kids I love her. she again opens the door and says okay Boris you can visit my corgis they like Tupac when they see blue passports. I reply with' I actually don't like cookies actually scared me please leave me alone''. The Queen replies with teary eyes' the corgis and the only thing I loved more than my late husband and now I think that you are a scoundrel and you should never have passed Brexit you lousy dirt bag but you're still hot but your luscious reminds me of when you're your hair is like my late husband's not here I don't think it's not listening what's up a post to be' She says with a brittle and accent Boris says did you have a stoke' Heart brittle and accent combined with her monochrome outfit and her little little thingy on her head made me cry because she is so cute and squishy I actually think that Prince Philip should have married to somebody else' Diana post into the room and says I'm not dead🥺🥺🥺' The Queen says no' says the Queen what's up what's up what.' The Queen starts wrapping suck put a push-up.' Mark Mark my name is Queen Boris is my lover Diana is a life Utan Utan I read the books Queen Boris is my queen Diana get out of my house I thought I killed you'Diana responded with 'roses are red violets are blue I sent this to you because you are gay'. 'i, Boris Johnson I'm a crybaby this is my fight song take back my life song prove in my right song yeah queen queen you look like a blue password right now your monochrome outfit is absolutely stunning please give me a corgi or let me literally die in your presence please I love your blue outfit is monochrome it's blue looks like my passports brexit it is my life I love brexit and I hate you diana either I thought you were dead to0.' From the coffin that was sitting in the corner of Britain's Philip emerges from the decks is something I 'Boris Johnson,' he says 'I love you' know there's a queen 'how cool this is room is not the right for this let us go out to the gardens' so we all we all go out to the gardens and there it is five coffins one for me, Boris Johnson, One for my baby, one for Diana, one for Philly, but who is the last one for I don't know this is really scary my heart is going Peter patter pitter patter like the raindrops and the and the P when I missed the toilet bowl UtanI Boris Johnson dress the queen Utan, then address the queen my love for you is like when I missed the toilet that sound think of that one and that's it..' shoutShouting louder. It's me It's me Joe I am the all American profit I am here to tell you guys to my homeland you talk and we are going to live all married together in a house.' I'm alright boss I say' that works with me because I've kind of find Prince Philip hot Joe then says just in case you're wondering the Joeys short the Joseph in case you haven't noticed I am a Mormon Mormon actually means cool in every language have you ever heard about Mormonism I don't think you have we live in a tightknit community in Utah and we believe in the The American profits in which I am one Jesus came to America and we will go there now suck it Britain I hate you Brendan breakfast sucks Boris is been extremely offended by the statement as he lost direction as much as he loves vegan sausage rolls and glue passports bars and declares both eyes in the clan I am Brexit catch his fists'. my fight song which is fight song. So hello' this is my fight song take back my life song prove my rights on all my power was turned on starting right now I'll be strong love you my fight song and I really care if nobody else for you because I still got a little fight left in me. Joe the Mormon then says declares fight song sounds like fun have a dance battle. At first the dance battle is Riverdale is riveting as both parties bust out some sexy music moves down, but Boris is unlivable a nimble body and joy the Mormons Conservative clothing set them back Prince Philip then realises they are both slippery with sweat and pushes them on the ground with a slip and slide into the coffins. In the coffins Boris finds a walk in Rotorua wardrobe he decides to put on some jeans booty shorts and one and one of those shirts that fold in baby girl and some cowboy boots that have stiletto heels and sequins it's over with a feather in it and bus out of the bus out of the coffin ready for round to show the Mormon is still sleeping on the ground with sweat forest finishes off with a windmill punch.' Johnson and I commend you buy the rule of law and I speak for the trees and because you are a filthy American American and Roses are red I command you that roses are red, violets are gay, You are gay. The American list Britain wins one small today.' Oh my golly good good gracious Boris my love Philip you can socket.' Gay