SAM: IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE AT MONOPOLY, FRANCIS, YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY HARDBALL DURING THE NEGOTIATING PERIOD!
SAM: OKAY... I'LL GIVE YOU ORIENTAL AVENUE FOR ILLINOIS AVENUE AND PARK PLACE!
PATRICK: THAT SEEMS FAIR...
SAM: NO! NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR!
PATRICK: WANT ME TO THROW IN MARVIN GARDENS?
SAM: WAP!
SAM: YOU GUYS BOTH HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AT MONO- NICE! YOU NEVER GO FOR THE THROAT!
SAM: YOU'VE GOT TO BE RUTHLESS! WIN AT ALL COSTS! DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BEAT THE OTHER GUY! WHATEVER IT TAKES!
PATRICK: WANNA TEAM UP TO BANK RUPT SAM?
NICK: SURE!
PATRICK: HERE, HAVE A COUPLE HOTELS!
NICK: THANKS!
SAM: HEYY!
20 minutes later....
SAM: YYYYYYESSSS! EVEN WITH YOU GUYS TEAMING UP AGAINST ME, I STILL WON!!
SAM: THAT MAKES ONE HUNDRED GAMES IN A ROW THAT I'VE BEATEN YOU, PATRICK!! I AM THE KING OF MONOPOLY!
SAM: (in mind) ONE HUNDRED GAMES! THAT'S GOT TO BE A RECORD! (out of mind) Let's ALERT THE MEDIA!! LET'S CALL THE NEWSPAPER!!
SAM: I CAN SEE THE HEADLINES NOW!....
PATRICK: BOY, ELEVEN, GETS TINY TOP HAT STUCK UP HIS NOSE.
HEATHER: LOOK AT THAT....
SARAH: AT WHAT?
HEATHER: ISN'T IT WEIRD HOW EVERYONE SPLITS UP AT LUNCH?
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