CHAPTER 2 CALL 911

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HEATHER: THE BOYS ALWAYS SIT OVER THERE, AND WE SITBOVER HERE!

HEATHER: WE DO EVERYTHING ELSE SIDE- BY- SIDE WITH BOYS...

HEATHER: THERE'S NO GOOD REASON I CAN THINK OF! C'MON, LET'S GO!!

SARAH: OK SURE!!

HEATHER: HI, GUYS! MIND OF WE-

SAM: BURRRRRPPPP!

THE BOYS: HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE BAH HA HA HA!!!

NICK: HIGH - FIVE ME!!

SAM: I THINK I BROKE THE SOUND RECORD!!

PATRICK: HERE! PUT THIS CARROT UP YOUR NOSE!

SAM: AH, THERE'S NOTHING I ENJOY MORE THAN SPENDING A COUPLE HOURS IN THE COMIC STORE!

SAM: IT'S WEIRD, THOUGH. YOU NEVER SEE ANY GIRLS IN THIS PLACE. DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT?

SAM: I MEAN, LOOK AROUND! IS THERE A SINGLE FEMALE IN SIGHT?

NICK: OH YESS.....

SAM: OOOOOOOOH! HEL-LO, RED SONJA!

SAM: CALL 911! CALL 911! I'M HAVING A STROKE!!!

SAM: I CAN'T MOVE KY ARM!... IT'S PARALYZED! IT..... OH.... WAIT A MINUTE....

SAM: I GUESS IT WAS JUST ASLEEP. YES, IT'S STARTING TO WAKE UP... I CAN FEEL IT TINGLING...

PATRICK: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU FEEL A TINGLING IN YOUR BRAIN.

SAM: FALSE ALARM!


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