HEATHER: THE BOYS ALWAYS SIT OVER THERE, AND WE SITBOVER HERE!
HEATHER: WE DO EVERYTHING ELSE SIDE- BY- SIDE WITH BOYS...
HEATHER: THERE'S NO GOOD REASON I CAN THINK OF! C'MON, LET'S GO!!
SARAH: OK SURE!!
HEATHER: HI, GUYS! MIND OF WE-
SAM: BURRRRRPPPP!
THE BOYS: HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE BAH HA HA HA!!!
NICK: HIGH - FIVE ME!!
SAM: I THINK I BROKE THE SOUND RECORD!!
PATRICK: HERE! PUT THIS CARROT UP YOUR NOSE!
SAM: AH, THERE'S NOTHING I ENJOY MORE THAN SPENDING A COUPLE HOURS IN THE COMIC STORE!
SAM: IT'S WEIRD, THOUGH. YOU NEVER SEE ANY GIRLS IN THIS PLACE. DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT?
SAM: I MEAN, LOOK AROUND! IS THERE A SINGLE FEMALE IN SIGHT?
NICK: OH YESS.....
SAM: OOOOOOOOH! HEL-LO, RED SONJA!
SAM: CALL 911! CALL 911! I'M HAVING A STROKE!!!
SAM: I CAN'T MOVE KY ARM!... IT'S PARALYZED! IT..... OH.... WAIT A MINUTE....
SAM: I GUESS IT WAS JUST ASLEEP. YES, IT'S STARTING TO WAKE UP... I CAN FEEL IT TINGLING...
PATRICK: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU FEEL A TINGLING IN YOUR BRAIN.
SAM: FALSE ALARM!
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