I'm Jenny
I'm Sara
She's Sara
She's Jen
Been best friends forever!
Well, since we were ten
Met at ballet class
And ever since then!
We became inseperable
The damage was irreparable
Jen's like my sister
And Sara's like mine!
Friends till the end of the line
Had nothing much in common
Loved horses
Loved shoes!
But we were attached at the hip
Jen was like a goddess, my mentor and muse!
She was a nerd and a drip
But we would be together every hour of the day!
People would see us and say
"It's Jenny and Sara.
Two peas in a pod."
Well, if one pea was perfect
And one pea was odd.
First string-
And spare!
On the volleyball squad
Happy and gregarious
My thrills were just micarious
-Jenny coughs-
Woo!
She'd point the spotlight
She'd bask in the shine!
Friends till the end of the line!
My skin was just like porcelain
Hers was all zits.
My pores were perpetually blocked
"I developed early"
She had no t!t$
My cupboard was woefully stocked
Why would I be seen with such a social refugee?
Cause you always looked good next to me..
That's right
So we were
Jenny and Sara
A vulgar display
The queen of the prom-
And her weird protege
I starred-
I ran lights!
In the school cabaret!
I mean, have you heard Sara sing?
Good golly, it's embarassing (A/N: you saying golly is embarassing)
aHhh
We were contrary forces
Who somehow combined!
Friends till the end of the line
Then something crazy happened
Right after twelfth grade
That summer and bloomed
I stepped into the sunlight
After years in the shade..
And a beautiful swan was exhumed!
Meanwhile I was working at the
Local Dairy Queen!
And ballooned up to plus size sixteen
Uhm
Jenny..
Eighteen.
It's just so good!
We both showed up showed up to college
And no need to pretend
I was popular right off the bat
And everyone was asking
"Sara who is your friend?
The one who's so-"
Interesting?
"Fat."
All this malice aimed at Jenny
Was quite startling and new
So I did what all
Best friends
Would do..
I said i'm Sara, she's Jenny
(beat)
We used to be close
Now she's desperate and clingy
And sort of morose!
I heard she gobbles
Peanut Buster parfaits by the gross!
In all the world is there a sight
More tragic than this parasite?
So that is our story.
And ain't it divine!
Friends till the end of the-
The cold bitter end.
I guess.
This is the end of the line!
