{ Rewrite} The Amethyst Witch | Harry Potter And Avengers Crossover |

Age of Ultron ( 5 )

Ulysses Klaue: Don't tell me your man swindled you. I sent you six short range heat seekers and got a boat full of rusted parts. Now, you will make it right, or the next missile I send you will come very much faster.

[he ends the call and connects to another call]

Ulysses Klaue: Now, minister, where were we?

[suddenly the lights go out causing a commotion in the salvage yard. The twins enter Klaue's office]

Ulysses Klaue: Yeah. The enhanced. Strucker's prize pupils.

[picks up a dish of candies from his desk]

Ulysses Klaue: Want a candy? Oh, sorry to hear about Strucker. But then, he knew what kind of world he was helping create. Human life, not a growth market.

[the twins look at each other]

Ulysses Klaue: You...you didn't know? Is this your first time intimidating someone? I'm afraid that I'm not that afraid.

Wanda Maximoff: Everybody's afraid of something.

"I agreed with her" Lily said as everyone looked at her.

Ulysses Klaue: Cuttlefish. Deep sea fish. They make lights. disco lights. Whoom, whoom, whoom! to hypnotize their prey, then whoom! I saw a documentary, it was terrifying.

[Pietro speeds over to pick up a candy from Klaue's desk, and Klaue jerks at the sudden movement]

"No lie but he seems faster than sonic, Knuckles, and Tails combine" Harry said as everyone looked at him. "Those are muggle characters Harry how do you know them?" Hermione asked. "Well we used to watch them but we stopped so that's why" Harry explained very fast.

Ulysses Klaue: So if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business, and I know you're not in charge, and I only deal with the man in charge.

[As if on cue, Ultron breaks through the glass window and knocks down Klaue]

Ultron: There is no "man" in charge. Let's talk business.

[Klaue gives Ultron some vibranium from his stash]

Ultron: Upon this rock I will build my church. Vibranium.

Ulysses Klaue: You know, it came at great personal cost. It's worth billions.

[Ultron chuckles and remotely puts money in Klaue's bank account]

Ultron: Now, so are you. It's all under your dummy holdings? Finance is so weird. But I always say, "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which."

Ulysses Klaue: Stark.

Ultron: What?

Ulysses Klaue: Tony Stark used to say that...to me. You're one of his.

"His son!" Ron yelled as Tony looked shocked. "That's not my son!" Tony yelled. "Yeah because he already have a son" Evelyn said with a smile. "Do you?" Clint asked shocked as the rest of the Avengers. "I adopted him okay!" Tony yelled with a smile.  

Ultron: What?! I'm not...!

[he grabs Klaue]

Ultron: I'm not. You think I'm one of Stark's puppets, his hollow men? I mean look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is