Anime oneshots [smut]

Dazai Osamu x male!reader

top: Dazai
bottom: male!reader

edging, blowjob, begging
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"Ohhh you're so beautyful! Just look at these beautyful eyes! They're so shiny I could die. *gasp* Do you want to comit a double suicide with me? Aww nothing would be better than to die with such an angel like you."

and there he goes again. another poor woman has to deal with the shit he talks.
even though Dazai is in a realationship with me he's the biggest womanizer I know. but well at least he doesn't goes on my nerves.

I have a day off today and decided to go shopping. Dazai doesn't have a day off but he wanted to come anyway. I thought it would be pretty convenient because I could just make him carry everything but in the end I'm standing here with all bags while he talk to a woman he finds attractive. and I won't lie he has good taste, if I would be attracted to women I probably also would want to go out with her but well I'm attracted to men and already have this dumb excuse of a boyfriend.
when Dazai starts to talk it normally take a while so I just l leaned on a wall of a building and took a cigerette out of my pocket and lit it up. and it seemed like this took the attention of my boyfriend then soon after that he came to me and let the woman go.

"Dear, smoking isn't good for your lungs."

"Huh?! suck my dick, I can do what I want."

"Oh normally I would love to and yes you can do whatever you want but that still doesn't change the fact that it's bad for your lungs."

he than took my cigerette and threw it on the ground.

"Hey! What the fuck?! I don't give a fuck about my lungs so don't do that again!"

"But you should care about your lungs because you need to get enough air when you lie under me and have trouble breathing because you are already a moaning mess."

he whispered that into my ear and I blushed slightly. I fucking hate it when he does that because it hurts my pride.

"I don't know what you're talking about! And now go away I still needto buy some things."

I pushed him aside and already went to the next store. I was scared that he would continue to tease me but his child like behavior was already back.
the rest of the shopping went smothly and after an hour we could finally go home. the sun was already setting and I begun to become hungry but didn't wanted to cook today and Dazai is a terrible cook so we went to get some chinese noddles on the way home.

at home we both sat on the couch and ate while watching tv. after that Dazai went for a shower and I put my sleeping clothes on (a baggy shirt and sweatpants) and lay on bed while looking on my phone.
Dazai soon came out of the shower also with his slepping clothes on and with lightly wet hair. he lay beside me looked as if he was bored what mostly isn't a good sign.

Dazai pov:

I was bored and didn't want to look at my phone. I was thinking about just going to sleep early but than I looked at y/n and I suddenly remembered what happened today and I soon got an idea that would kill my boredom.

"y/n~?"

"Hm?" he wouldn't bother look up from his phone but I just went on with my plan.

"Do you remember what you told me today?"

"I told you many things today so you have to be more specific or just tell me."

"You told me to suck your dick."

Now he finally looked up into my face. he was a bit flustered but that didn't stop me from what I was about to do, it turned me on even more. I slowly sit myself on top of him and go down between his legs. while I did that y/n put his phone away and got even redder in his perfect face. "D-Dazai? What the fuck are you doing?" "You always swear so much. Normally I don't really care but maybe I should break this habit of yours."