Please don't get offended by anything I write. I don't really mean it! Anyways, enjoy!
Zim woke up. He tried to get up, but found himself tied to a chair. He looked around and saw he wasn't in his base. He didn't know where he was or how he got there. Then he heard a giggle.
"Who's there?"
The curtains opened and the room was filled with light. Zim squinted his eyes at the sudden change of lighting. Then he saw five figures standing infront of him. He opened his eyes as they adjusted to the light. He saw that the figures were girls wearing green shirts. One of them walked towards Zim.
"Release me!"
"But, Zim, we love you!"
"Zim does not care for your affection..."
She stood next to Zim. Another girl raised her hand.
"What is it, Roxy?"
"I was wondering, what are we gonna do to Zim?"
"That is gonna be a surprise..."
All the girls started giggling. Zim was terrified. The girl standing next to him smiled.
"Poor Zim is probably wondering where he is and who we are. Well, Zim, I'm Selena, this is the Zim fanclub, and your in our secret hideout!"
Selena gave Zim a kiss on the cheek. Zim looked at her, disgusted. All of a sudden, the secret hideout was being attacked by water balloons. Everyone was running and screaming. Then the attack stopped and five girls jumped in through the windows. They were all wearing light blue shirts. One of the girls with a green shirt stood up and went towards the girl in the light blue shirt that was standing in the middle.
"Kim... What are you and your little geeks doing in our territory? How did you even find our secret hideout?"
"Well, Ashlie, it's not very clever to write "Zim fanclub secret hideout" on the treehouse."
Everyone glared at Roxy. She laughed nervously. Then another girl in a blue shirt went over to Selena and Zim.
"Wow... You even tied Zim up? Desperate!"
Selena growled at her.
"At least we HAVE Zim! Where's your "precious" Dib, Ally?"
All of a sudden, the door swung open, revealing Dib standing there with a Superman pose.
"Sorry I'm late. Do you know how hard it is to keep up with you girls?"
Kim hugged Dib. Ally grabbed his hand and smiled. Zim looked at him, confused.
"Dib? You're with those females... Voluntarily?"
"Yeah!"
"But... Why? That's stupid!"
"No, Zim, you're stupid! How can you not want to be surrounded by girls that love you?"
He looked at Kim and Ally. They giggled.
"You humans and your "love"... It makes me sick!"
Ashlie crossed her arms.
"Get Dib out of here! He's infecting the hideout with his craziness!"
One of the girls in blue ran towards Ashlie. Another girl grabbed her by the back of her shirt.
"Let me go! I'm gonna tear her arms off and make her eat them!!!"
"Calm down, Jill... Everything has it's time and place..."
"But, Gigi... DIB IS NOT CRAZY!!!"
She glared at Ashlie. Gigi stood infront of her.
"Well, I'd rather love someone that's crazy than someone that's stupid!"
When Gigi said that, it turned into a battle. People were punching, kicking, and hair pulling. Suddenly the door opened. A bunch of little girls stormed in. They were wearing Justin Bieber shirts and on of them was holding Justin Bieber's hand. He had duck tape on his mouth.
"Stop hating Justin because he's famous! He doesn't sing like a girl and he has awesome flippy hair! Wait... Is this the Bieber hater club?"
"No. That club is across the street."
"Okay thanks and sorry for interupting!"
Selena shook her head.
"Now... Where were we? Oh yeah!"
Selena slapped Kim. Everyone started fighting again. Then Dib stood in the middle, separating the girls.
"Girls, girls, girls... You don't have to fight over me!"
The girls in blue smiled.
"Awww!"
The girls in green looked at him disgusted.
"Ewww..."
They were so busy, no one noticed Zim had been trying to cut the rope. He finally freed himself and walked over to Dib.
"They are not figthing over you! They are fighting over me!"
Zim glared at Dib. He punched Zim in the face, knocking him to the ground. Zim stood up and kicked Dib. The girls started fighting too. Then the door opened. Roxy looked at Selena.
"We should really get locks on that door..."
A group of girls entered. They looked sad. Their shirts had hearts on it and said ZaDr. Zim and Dib stared at them horrified.
"Oh no... Not them... They did horrible things to us!"
Dib hid behind Jill. Zim just stayed there staring at the ZaDr fans.
"Why must we fight? We could all live together in harmony! Let the love between Zim and Dib be multiplied and not divided!"
Kim and Selena looked at each other.
"Kim, I fear there's only one thing we can do..."
"I was thinking the same thing..."
Kim and Selena went over to the ZaDr fans. They spoke in unision.
"If there is one thing we hate more than eachother, it's you..."
The ZaDr fans started running and Selena and Kim chased them. The Zim fans and the Dib fans smiled at eachother and chased them too. They caught up to the ZaDr fans and held them so they wouldn't escape. Dib tied them together and put them on a sailboat. Then Zim and Dib pushed the boat into the ocean. When it was far enough, Zim took out a laser and shot the boat. They all watched the boat sink. Zim and Dib high fived. Selena an Kim looked at eachother.
"You know, Selena, I still prefer Dib, but I don't think Zim's an idiot and he's a pretty cool guy."
"And I still prefer Zim, but I don't think Dib is crazy and he's also kinda cool..."
And so the Dib fans and the Zim fans shook hands and brought the two fanclubs together creating the ZaDf fanclub.
THE END <3
Again I apologize. I don't mean any of those insults. I don't think Zim's an idiot. He's just confused. You'd be to if you go to a new planet completly diffrent from yours! I prefer Dib but I also like Zim. Anyways hope u liked it! It was kinda crappy but oh well!
