𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝘼𝙆𝙀𝙎

𝕆𝕟𝕖

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐧𝐞
[𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧]

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𝐈𝐓 was just a normal day, as long as you ignore the fact that it wasn't. Look, I'm not a particularly good storyteller but I'll try my best.

*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. No, not the vague figure you're imagining right now from the zero amount of information I've given you, and no, I'm not the heroic yet relatable main character you'd imagine either. I'm the one that's currently, and quite poetically and metaphorically, hiding in the corner of a chicken den. Yep, that's the one. I promise my life hasn't always been this hectic. At some point, I had parents, I had a life outside of S.H.E.I.L.D, and I had a family. But that all went down the drain and I lost all of it. Now my days are spent completing my college degree online, training and being at Nick Fury's beck and call. Now I have life-changing trauma, no parents or any stable parental figure in my life and superpowers.

"Welcome to the wonderful tale of 'My Life Sucks'. It truly is a shit show. But make sure you don't skip any lines this is gonna be great" Andi said while pulling on her training gear. "Hi, I'm April Blakeman. And I'm late for breakfast."