S/o Making Out With a Dr. Phil Cutout

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Request: Thomas reacting to their s/o kissing a cardboard cutout of dr Phil or Nick Cage (Ik this sounds dum but I think it would be funny af)

Warnings: None

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✧ Heartbroken.

✧ Devastated.

✧ How DARE you do this to such a fragile man as Thomas. You've got him begging on his knees for you to tell him what this 2D, bald man in a suit has that he cannot give you. Does he need to start wearing suits for you? Does he need to loose weight to have that snatched, 2D figure?

✧ Thomas heavily believes that the cutout is a real person and doesn't understand why he doesn't talk. He guesses you just have a thing for the quiet guys

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A similar silly request!

Request: I hope if it isn't to much trouble could I request something? Then if I can is it okay if you could make Thomas react to Their S/O being pounced on my a huge scary dog but Their just like aww what a cute puppy P.S I really like your writing

Warnings: None

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✧ Freaks the fuck out but also really doesn't wanna hurt the dog but also it's gonna hurt you but he doesn't wanna hurt either of you omfg what does he do right now?

✧ However, he is ready to pry that pooch off if it means you won't get hurt, he's used to a slaughter house do it can't be that bad nor will he think about it too much after the fact

✧ Your laughter strikes him in the oddest way, seeing you underneath a dog almost double your size and they shake and vibrate what he assumed was viciously on you

✧ He just kinda stands there like

✧ He'll help you up regardless incase the loving beast does accidentally hurt you with his size and excitement and carefully watches you and this dog like a referee as you howl with laughter

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✧ He'll help you up regardless incase the loving beast does accidentally hurt you with his size and excitement and carefully watches you and this dog like a referee as you howl with laughter



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