A Guide To How To Living Your Life To The Max

Rule One

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Rule One: Don't Be A Sucker!

Yes I said it! Sucker! Now before I get critics there is a BIG different to a loser and sucker, let me explain. A loser is most likely to lose a lot of a stuff, I should know! But a sucker is like a teachers pet or someone who sucks up to their boss. Now if you are a teachers pet or Bosses slave... Quit it! It's not good for you, for one, you get a lot of people talking behind your back and some say "It's who I am!" Well I know damn right it isn't! Now you really don't want people talking behind your back because then you get rumors which aren't nice one bit! And then secondly you become a very small person, lets use a dog for an example. If you see a dog then the chances are it has been taught a few things which is good! But, eventually all dogs become harnessed, what I mean is that they aren't themselves. If one thing slips out of line they become mortified and everyone makes mistakes! But now let's look at a cat, yes they are trained not to pee inside or pee inside of a litter box, eat from their bowl, and not to bring dead mice in. However, a cat has the freedom to leave the house and venture far away from their home. Unlike dogs, they live out of leeds and muzzles. Lets conclude that and come back into humans, if you are a teachers pet or a bosses slave then you lose your freedom. Your life evolves around this person and you worry if you slip out of line, but I'm not saying fight back to the boss. Oh no, defiantly not! You just need to be able to keep the distance, I am in high school now and I have never got a detention so far but I don't get gold stars either! And I can say I have more fun than the pets, you see. You might think that you do but have you ever had the fun of sitting at the back of the class and spraying something on the person in front of you? No because your at the front of the class! And also, if I was to write 100 words but I usually write 150 words than I will probably just get a sigh but if your a teachers pet or bosses slave than you get a slap on the wrist! So I am sat here with a little disappointment and upset but the sucker has a breakdown! But please don't take this for advantage, you got to get in the middle and have fun! It's not the teachers fault or bosses fault it's yours! He / she just thought that you should of done more, so it's the pets fault! So if your in the middle then I'm gonna call you the Alpha's, are you a Alpha? If your not what are you playing at? Because at the end of the day when you retire when your 60 years old, your life has gone and was it worth it? To waste your life for a gold star? I really don't see the point! Yeah you might have lots of money but money can't buy you happiness!

So this brings me to the next definition of sucker, no-fun-lover. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! NO FUN?! GET OUT OF HERE! You can't live life without fun! Never had a game of truth or dare? Listen here you, go and squirt loads tomato ketchup in your brothers smoothie and mix it up! Go on! I'll wait until you get back....................................................... Ok that's long enough! If you did it, did you feel that blast? The stream of giggles run down your tongue, oh wait here he comes... LOL! Spat right out onto the floor and you weren't even suspected! That is what fun is called sucker! Go up to a boy and tap on his shoulder and hide behind someone else and watch them get the blame! Of coarse if your a boy tap a girls shoulder, it just works. I hope you feel that adventure instead of fear, leave the life of leeds and collars and have fun!

I hope this has helped! Rule one over! It's over to wrigglespiglet5 ! Don't forget to check out her profile!