Total Drama: Camp Wawanakwa!

Highest Hills, Farthest Jump

{Allison POV}

This summer camp shit is bull.

I knew damn well this wasn't no five star resort when I saw the ad.

...

"Listen up! I serve it three times a day And you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down now!" The male Chef shouted as I entered the building, stepping into line.

"Excuse me. Will we be getting all the major food groups?" Beth asked as she got her 'food' and sat down with her team.

"Yeah. 'Cause I get hypoglycemic real bad If I don't get enough sugar." Harold added when he sat down.

"You'll get a whole lot of shut the hell up!" Chef shouted.

Owen was having a conversation with Noah. " Have a cow."

"What was that?! Come closer, fat boy. I didn't hear you." Chef looked at Owen straight in the eyes.

Then my time came.

Bro calls this messed up white sloppy shit food.

Please.

"Thanks." I said. 

'I guess'

"Hey Eva! What's up girl?" Eva just ignored Leshawna.

"Oh so it's gonna be like that huh!?"

...

"Excuse me. My nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or like, dairy." Linsay said.

"I don't think that's gonna be a problem." Gwen told her. "Cool." She replied.

"Okay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved." Gwen complained as Chef slammed his hand on the counter. "Right. Okay then!"

...

"Welcome to the main lodge." Chris told us all.

"Yo, my man. Can we order a pizza?" Geoff looked a Chef.

BRO THREW A KNIFE ALMOST HITIN' MY HEAD. GODAMN.

"Whoa! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool! Ha, ha. Right, guys?" Geoff nervously chuckled.

What an idiot.

"Your first challenge begins... In one hour!" Chris exclaimed and walked away.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" I asked my table.

"It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?" AJ replied. But oh was bro wrong.

Chris had us change into our swim suits.

I already know this is about to be crazy.

...

"Okay, today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this one-thousand-foot high cliff, into the lake." Chris said.

"This is bullshit. Your crazy bro." I told Chris. He snickered.

"Piece of cake." Bridgette said.

"If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider part area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, haha, man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area. Which, we're pretty sure, is shark free."

"Ex-cuse me?" Leshawna looked down and gulped.

"For each member of your team that jumps and actually...survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge. Building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home."