Hello? Is this working? Listen I don't have much time this is a Reboot to--
Okay, jokes aside I wanted to celebrate how much further I've come as a writer with something that feels similar to the original story but not quite. I know most of you were...
Many years later (Y/N) sat at his laptop's seat looking through some news articles.
Some other drama, yadda yadda, come on, show me something I don't already know. Let's see, someone exposed for pedophilia, someone exposed for saying the n-word five years ago. Average Twitter moment. I kept scrolling through pages looking for something actually interesting.
Hmm... Purple-haired-midget defeats washed-up rock star...
As I dug into this particular news article I recognized the faces in it. The purple-haired kid was the most unrecognizable one, but if I had to put my finger on it, he seems like the kid that was getting bullied back in the day.
The boy is a young, light-skinned, well, boy, with spiky light pink. He wears a white vest (or jacket), which has the red prohibition sign on the left collar, and underneath a violet shirt, baggy red pants, His shoes are the biggest difference, being a reference to Sonic's shoes in Sonic Adventure 2 or SOAP brand shoes, but not identical. The main part is violet instead of red, but the laces (two instead of three or one) and sole remain white.
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I guess with how little I've interacted with him I didn't realize he was a dwarf. I looked at the 'washed-up rock star' and immediately recognized DD's features. Sure he let the pompadour loose since I've battled him, but his other features; the lavender skin, that somewhat outdated suit, and that atrous shoe pant combo (Well, I guess it looks better in gray.), and then we have Grace, who seemed not to change at all, only changing her clothes to a violet one instead of the crimson red ones from before. I don't know what it is but something about this made me feel jealous. But that stat point was used and is now gone. I sighed. Maybe I could find some dirt on this 'Benjamin' kid.
I hopped onto my second monitor and went to his page on Expedia. Let's see... he's from a family of well-known musicians.
(Y/N): He wanted to pursue a job in arts but ever since meeting a certain girl in high school, he decided to start singing... Who the heck wrote this stuff? Like did the author of this page have something for her? *Pauses* That wouldn't surprise me.
I couldn't help but snort at it. Like damn bro, it's not a story synopsis. I looked through his file and found something I could possibly use to badmouth him. It says here that Benjamin Fairest used to have sexual affairs with a school shooter named Pico. Where have I heard that name before? Shaking it off I looked back at pictures in the 'news' article.
(Y/N): Definitely looks like he would. *Devilish Chuckle* I'm going to make your life hell.
I grabbed the picture I just printed of the kid and put it on one of my empty walls. I took a while to write some notes and using some handy-dandy red string I had lying around, I plotted a way to get the two apart. For good.
It looks like I won't be the first to try to do this. It seems like Tabi had horrendous luck. Some freak accident mutated his head into a goat skull. Or so the news article says. He'd been trying to freaking kill her because of what her father did to him. This isn't from the article but from some personal conversations we had after his failed attempt to kill her. The Dearest Band, as it were, isn't something that well known anymore, but some other things like it still are. I.R.I.S. is still out there, somewhere. The Greater Good, which somewhere through my research I learned is somewhat a sub-division of I.R.I.S., which does make some level of sense, but I didn't have time to deal with it right now. Let's see...
